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Michael Mboya
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Dec 21, 2021
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Dec 12, 2021
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Dec 11, 2021
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤
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Zubeida
Guest
Dec 8, 2021
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁
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Charles Mrope
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Dec 3, 2021
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
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John Malisa
Guest
Nov 29, 2021
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴♀️😴
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
Nov 22, 2021
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
Nov 16, 2021
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷♂️🤔
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Fadhili
Guest
Nov 15, 2021
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Nov 14, 2021
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
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John Malisa
Guest
Nov 14, 2021
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹
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Jaffar
Guest
Oct 31, 2021
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Oct 16, 2021
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣
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Maulid
Guest
Oct 13, 2021
I run like the winded. 🏃♂️💨
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David Nyerere
Guest
Sep 27, 2021
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Sep 20, 2021
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙
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Mtumwa
Guest
Sep 16, 2021
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐
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David Sokoine
Guest
Sep 13, 2021
🤣 Sharing this with everyone!
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
Sep 11, 2021
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
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Chum
Guest
Sep 11, 2021
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴☠️🥬
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Sep 6, 2021
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷♀️
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Irene Makena
Guest
Sep 3, 2021
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
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John Lissu
Guest
Aug 25, 2021
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
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Farida
Guest
Aug 24, 2021
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣
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Josephine
Guest
Aug 22, 2021
😆 Still cracking up!
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Mjaka
Guest
Aug 16, 2021
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️
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Ramadhan
Guest
Aug 14, 2021
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔
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Saidi
Guest
Aug 13, 2021
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
Aug 11, 2021
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗
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Ahmed
Guest
Jul 22, 2021
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
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Irene Makena
Guest
Jul 16, 2021
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Jul 14, 2021
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Jul 12, 2021
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
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Charles Wafula
Guest
Jul 12, 2021
I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂
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Mwanais
Guest
Jun 30, 2021
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
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Khamis
Guest
Jun 27, 2021
😂 Can't stop laughing!
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Majid
Guest
Jun 25, 2021
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Jun 22, 2021
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
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Ibrahim
Guest
Jun 12, 2021
😄 Pure comedy gold!
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Salima
Guest
Jun 11, 2021
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
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Mary Mrope
Guest
Jun 11, 2021
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿
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Mzee
Guest
Jun 11, 2021
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Jun 7, 2021
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
Jun 3, 2021
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Jun 1, 2021
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
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Shamim
Guest
May 28, 2021
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡
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Mwalimu
Guest
May 11, 2021
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜
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Hekima
Guest
May 5, 2021
😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
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Neema
Guest
May 2, 2021
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸♀️🤫
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John Kamande
Guest
May 1, 2021
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Apr 28, 2021
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋♀️
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Zainab
Guest
Apr 18, 2021
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Apr 13, 2021
Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Apr 13, 2021
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮♂️
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Khalifa
Guest
Apr 9, 2021
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Grace Minja
Guest
Apr 6, 2021
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Apr 5, 2021
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡
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Khadija
Guest
Apr 1, 2021
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂
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Abubakari
Guest
Mar 11, 2021
😆 Rolling on the floor!
