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Jacob Kiplangat
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Nov 8, 2021
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋♀️
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Nov 7, 2021
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾
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Halimah
Guest
Oct 29, 2021
Monday should be optional. 😴⏳
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Oct 28, 2021
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️
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Kazija
Guest
Oct 26, 2021
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙♀️📖
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Abubakar
Guest
Oct 23, 2021
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧
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Khalifa
Guest
Oct 19, 2021
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖
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Sultan
Guest
Oct 18, 2021
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸♀️😅
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Oct 14, 2021
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Nahida
Guest
Oct 8, 2021
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Omari
Guest
Oct 8, 2021
I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷♂️
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Rukia
Guest
Oct 7, 2021
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
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David Nyerere
Guest
Sep 12, 2021
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
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Mashaka
Guest
Sep 1, 2021
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️
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Zawadi
Guest
Aug 30, 2021
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Aug 26, 2021
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇♀️😆
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Jamila
Guest
Aug 25, 2021
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴☠️🌊
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
Aug 21, 2021
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔
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John Lissu
Guest
Aug 20, 2021
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀
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Khalifa
Guest
Aug 12, 2021
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Aug 6, 2021
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
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Warda
Guest
Aug 5, 2021
I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Jul 31, 2021
I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Jul 27, 2021
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
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Maneno
Guest
Jul 25, 2021
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Jul 16, 2021
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡
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Makame
Guest
Jul 14, 2021
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
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John Malisa
Guest
Jul 12, 2021
😃 Instant mood boost!
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Jul 9, 2021
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Jul 9, 2021
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷♀️
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Jun 25, 2021
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
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Arifa
Guest
Jun 20, 2021
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Jun 19, 2021
🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Jun 10, 2021
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Jun 9, 2021
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Jun 2, 2021
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔
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Jackson Makori
Guest
May 29, 2021
😆 This one really got me!
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Amani
Guest
May 25, 2021
😁 This just made my day!
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Salum
Guest
May 14, 2021
I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆
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Kassim
Guest
May 14, 2021
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
May 10, 2021
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
May 1, 2021
😂 This is too funny!
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
Apr 28, 2021
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
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Salum
Guest
Apr 25, 2021
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭
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Warda
Guest
Mar 31, 2021
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Mar 30, 2021
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Mar 24, 2021
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
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Majid
Guest
Mar 13, 2021
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
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Violet Mumo
Guest
Mar 6, 2021
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
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Sharifa
Guest
Feb 24, 2021
Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Feb 20, 2021
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️
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Mohamed
Guest
Feb 8, 2021
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
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Sharifa
Guest
Jan 14, 2021
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
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Mazrui
Guest
Jan 5, 2021
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Jan 3, 2021
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️
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Shani
Guest
Jan 1, 2021
I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Dec 30, 2020
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️♂️😆
