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Lucy Mushi
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Mar 22, 2022
Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷♂️
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Neema
Guest
Mar 10, 2022
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋♀️
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
Mar 2, 2022
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Feb 27, 2022
I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸♂️🦇
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John Kamande
Guest
Feb 14, 2022
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Feb 2, 2022
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Jan 23, 2022
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴
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Mwafirika
Guest
Jan 21, 2022
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Jan 20, 2022
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Kahina
Guest
Jan 5, 2022
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
Dec 31, 2021
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
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Mwinyi
Guest
Dec 15, 2021
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Dec 14, 2021
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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George Tenga
Guest
Dec 14, 2021
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Dec 14, 2021
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
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Mohamed
Guest
Dec 7, 2021
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Nov 28, 2021
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Nov 19, 2021
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Nov 15, 2021
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Nov 2, 2021
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
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Maida
Guest
Oct 19, 2021
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩💼
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Kheri
Guest
Oct 16, 2021
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Oct 14, 2021
I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Oct 10, 2021
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉
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James Kawawa
Guest
Sep 16, 2021
😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!
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Mchawi
Guest
Sep 9, 2021
😁 This is gold!
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Sep 8, 2021
😄 You got me good!
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Aug 28, 2021
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭
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Mchuma
Guest
Aug 14, 2021
🤣 This joke is too good!
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Aug 8, 2021
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷♂️
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Jul 31, 2021
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️
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Furaha
Guest
Jul 29, 2021
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Jul 25, 2021
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺
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David Nyerere
Guest
Jul 17, 2021
😆 That punchline was epic!
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Jaffar
Guest
Jul 17, 2021
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️
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Mchawi
Guest
Jun 10, 2021
I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Jun 10, 2021
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
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Mjaka
Guest
May 30, 2021
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
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Kheri
Guest
May 19, 2021
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
May 18, 2021
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
May 12, 2021
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
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Rahim
Guest
Apr 29, 2021
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻❄️🏠
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Apr 14, 2021
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Muslima
Guest
Mar 17, 2021
Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃♀️🥵
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Mar 9, 2021
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
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Selemani
Guest
Mar 5, 2021
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸♀️🤫
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Feb 23, 2021
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾
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Kheri
Guest
Feb 21, 2021
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
Feb 17, 2021
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
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Nahida
Guest
Feb 15, 2021
😆 Saving this one!
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Feb 12, 2021
🤣 Brilliant joke!
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Ibrahim
Guest
Feb 12, 2021
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Feb 11, 2021
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
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Chris Okello
Guest
Feb 9, 2021
I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣
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Safiya
Guest
Feb 7, 2021
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Feb 6, 2021
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
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Kassim
Guest
Feb 5, 2021
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍♂️🤷♀️
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David Nyerere
Guest
Feb 1, 2021
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Jan 22, 2021
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Jan 13, 2021
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄
