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Jafari
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Apr 1, 2022
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Mar 27, 2022
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Mar 24, 2022
😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Mar 22, 2022
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Mar 17, 2022
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴☠️📚
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Arifa
Guest
Mar 15, 2022
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
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James Mduma
Guest
Feb 21, 2022
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Feb 17, 2022
😂 Sharing right away!
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Jan 30, 2022
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
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Hekima
Guest
Jan 29, 2022
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
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Joy Wacera
Guest
Jan 27, 2022
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
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David Ochieng
Guest
Jan 22, 2022
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
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Sumaya
Guest
Jan 17, 2022
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Jan 10, 2022
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Jan 9, 2022
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷♂️🤔
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Neema
Guest
Jan 5, 2022
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
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Jaffar
Guest
Dec 29, 2021
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
Dec 25, 2021
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Dec 11, 2021
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛♂️✉️
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Mtumwa
Guest
Dec 2, 2021
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Nov 28, 2021
🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
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Sharifa
Guest
Nov 22, 2021
This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Nov 21, 2021
🤣 Brilliant joke!
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Mwanaidi
Guest
Nov 14, 2021
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
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Mwagonda
Guest
Nov 14, 2021
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Nov 13, 2021
😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!
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Halima
Guest
Oct 17, 2021
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
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Shamim
Guest
Oct 15, 2021
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Oct 11, 2021
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Oct 8, 2021
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Oct 8, 2021
Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
Oct 2, 2021
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Sep 18, 2021
Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻
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Nasra
Guest
Sep 14, 2021
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Aug 29, 2021
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣
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Sumaya
Guest
Aug 28, 2021
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Aug 23, 2021
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Aug 19, 2021
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
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Mwalimu
Guest
Aug 11, 2021
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇♀️😆
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Nyota
Guest
Aug 2, 2021
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️
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Amir
Guest
Jul 31, 2021
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Jul 21, 2021
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴
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Sultan
Guest
Jul 14, 2021
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
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Biashara
Guest
Jul 13, 2021
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Jul 8, 2021
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Jul 3, 2021
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
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Robert Okello
Guest
Jun 30, 2021
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Jun 26, 2021
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷♂️
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Jun 26, 2021
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
Jun 9, 2021
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Jun 5, 2021
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄
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Mwajabu
Guest
Jun 4, 2021
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️♂️😆
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Rahma
Guest
May 30, 2021
I run like the winded. 🏃♂️💨
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Juma
Guest
May 13, 2021
The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
May 11, 2021
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆♂️😂
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Habiba
Guest
May 8, 2021
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
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Irene Makena
Guest
May 2, 2021
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️♂️😆
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Ndoto
Guest
Apr 4, 2021
Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷♂️
