The turkey, because it knows how to make everyone go "gobble, gobble"! ๐ฆ๐
Explanation: This funny answer plays on the double meaning of "smells" as both a pleasant aroma and a clever play on words. By suggesting that the turkey smells the best, it adds a humorous twist since turkeys are typically the star of the Thanksgiving feast. The use of the turkey emoji and the phrase "gobble, gobble" further emphasizes the cheerful and lighthearted tone.
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๐ Sharing right away!
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๐ This is an absolute gem of a joke!
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๐ Definitely my new go-to joke!
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๐คฃ This oneโs fire!
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๐คฃ Iโm literally dying of laughter!
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This joke is going straight to my favorites! ๐
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๐คฃ Brilliant joke!
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Iโm still cracking up, that was brilliant! ๐คฃ
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