What dies but never lives? A battery! ๐
Explanation: A battery is a funny answer to this riddle because it eventually dies out of power, but it never actually lived or had a life in the first place. Plus, we all know the frustration of a dead battery when we need it the most! ๐๐
Husna (Guest) on August 2, 2021
When I said Iโd do it later, I didnโt mean tomorrow. I meant next year. ๐ ๐
Alice Mrema (Guest) on August 1, 2021
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! ๐ช๐ฅ
Salum (Guest) on July 26, 2021
๐ Added to my favorites!
Shabani (Guest) on July 16, 2021
Why donโt mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! ๐๏ธโ๏ธ
Ahmed (Guest) on July 10, 2021
Whatโs a ghostโs favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! ๐ป๐ฅง
Abdillah (Guest) on July 9, 2021
๐ Iโm literally in stitches right now!
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on July 2, 2021
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ต
Bakari (Guest) on June 29, 2021
Why donโt birds use Facebook? They already tweet! ๐ฆ๐ค
Alice Mrema (Guest) on June 25, 2021
I was having a bad day until I read this! ๐
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on June 24, 2021
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. ๐ขโณ
Jamal (Guest) on June 17, 2021
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. ๐๐ช
Issack (Guest) on June 9, 2021
๐ Canโt wait to share this!
Jafari (Guest) on June 8, 2021
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! ๐๐ฆ
David Nyerere (Guest) on June 8, 2021
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. ๐๐
Nasra (Guest) on June 7, 2021
I donโt procrastinate; I reschedule. ๐๏ธ๐
Anna Mchome (Guest) on June 7, 2021
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. ๐โโ๏ธ๐
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on June 4, 2021
๐ What a joke!
Mary Mrope (Guest) on May 28, 2021
My brain has too many tabs open. ๐ป๐ง
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on May 27, 2021
๐ Iโm dying!
Agnes Njeri (Guest) on May 25, 2021
The road to success is always under construction. ๐ง๐๏ธ
Abubakari (Guest) on May 24, 2021
What do you call a bear thatโs stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! ๐ป๐ง๏ธ
Zakaria (Guest) on May 19, 2021
Iโm definitely telling this one to my friends! ๐
Nuru (Guest) on May 19, 2021
๐ So funny!
Salima (Guest) on May 15, 2021
I donโt know how to act my age because Iโve never been this age before. ๐ค๐
Ann Wambui (Guest) on May 12, 2021
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! ๐ท๐ฅ
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on May 9, 2021
๐ Iโm still cracking up!
Khamis (Guest) on May 3, 2021
I donโt care if the glass is half full or half empty. Iโm just glad itโs not a shot glass. ๐ฅ๐น
Samuel Were (Guest) on April 27, 2021
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on April 16, 2021
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. ๐คข๐ค
Mary Njeri (Guest) on April 15, 2021
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! โณ๐
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on April 9, 2021
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! ๐จโ๐พ๐
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on March 28, 2021
What do you call a can opener that doesnโt work? A canโt opener! ๐ฅซ๐ซ
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on March 28, 2021
Whatโs brown and sticky? A stick! ๐ฟ๐
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on March 27, 2021
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. ๐ด
Josephine (Guest) on March 24, 2021
Love this! Keep them coming! ๐
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on March 13, 2021
Iโd agree with you but then weโd both be wrong. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Umi (Guest) on March 12, 2021
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. ๐๐
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on March 10, 2021
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. โณ๐โโ๏ธ
Mary Mrope (Guest) on February 3, 2021
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! ๐คฃ
Ann Wambui (Guest) on January 31, 2021
๐คฃ Iโm literally dying of laughter!
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on January 26, 2021
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. ๐ก๐
Tambwe (Guest) on January 22, 2021
If Monday had a face, Iโd punch it. ๐ฅ๐
Joy Wacera (Guest) on January 18, 2021
If Cinderellaโs shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? ๐ ๐ค
Azima (Guest) on January 15, 2021
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! ๐ณ๐ฆท
Mazrui (Guest) on January 13, 2021
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. ๐ฉ๐
Kahina (Guest) on December 28, 2020
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. ๐ฉณ๐
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on December 27, 2020
Whatโs brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! ๐ฉ๐ค
Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on December 26, 2020
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐ด๐
Zakia (Guest) on December 25, 2020
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! ๐๐ฅ
Francis Mrope (Guest) on December 23, 2020
Sarcasm is my love language. ๐ฌ๐
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on December 20, 2020
This is pure comedy gold! ๐
Linda Karimi (Guest) on December 20, 2020
๐ Mood instantly lifted!
Anna Malela (Guest) on November 6, 2020
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! ๐โ๏ธ
Daniel Obura (Guest) on October 9, 2020
Sarcasm is the bodyโs natural defense against stupidity. ๐๐ก๏ธ
Shamim (Guest) on October 1, 2020
Iโm not arguing, Iโm just explaining why Iโm right. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on September 28, 2020
๐ I canโt even breathe, so funny!
Anna Malela (Guest) on September 26, 2020
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! ๐ฑโฐ๏ธ
Hassan (Guest) on September 11, 2020
Iโve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? ๐ธ๐
Martin Otieno (Guest) on September 3, 2020
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! ๐ถ๐ต
George Ndungu (Guest) on August 28, 2020
Why donโt we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? ๐ฑ๐ฐ