Rose Waithera (Guest) on July 24, 2021

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on July 17, 2021

The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️

Abdullah (Guest) on July 16, 2021

I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳

Masika (Guest) on July 12, 2021

Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on June 29, 2021

😆 That punchline was epic!

Zawadi (Guest) on June 27, 2021

It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on June 21, 2021

😄 What a joke!

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on June 19, 2021

I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣

Umi (Guest) on June 14, 2021

I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on June 1, 2021

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔

Jabir (Guest) on June 1, 2021

I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮‍♂️

Mariam (Guest) on June 1, 2021

🤣 This joke just made my whole day!

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on May 30, 2021

Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on May 18, 2021

Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on May 6, 2021

My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on May 4, 2021

What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍

Zainab (Guest) on April 12, 2021

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on April 11, 2021

This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂

Kiza (Guest) on April 9, 2021

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪

Shabani (Guest) on April 7, 2021

What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧

Amina (Guest) on March 29, 2021

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋

Mazrui (Guest) on March 20, 2021

Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋

James Mduma (Guest) on March 10, 2021

Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇‍♀️😆

Samuel Were (Guest) on February 28, 2021

I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on January 31, 2021

What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on January 28, 2021

My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯

Muslima (Guest) on January 27, 2021

I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕

Ahmed (Guest) on January 25, 2021

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝

Nasra (Guest) on January 20, 2021

🤣 Sharing this with everyone!

Hashim (Guest) on January 14, 2021

When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆

Ndoto (Guest) on December 28, 2020

Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂

David Nyerere (Guest) on December 18, 2020

😂 This is a keeper!

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on December 16, 2020

What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙‍♀️📖

Asha (Guest) on December 13, 2020

What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟‍♂️🌾

Sharifa (Guest) on December 11, 2020

If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡

Zuhura (Guest) on December 10, 2020

😆 Still cracking up!

Hamida (Guest) on December 8, 2020

If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on December 7, 2020

Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷

Sarah Karani (Guest) on November 15, 2020

I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳

Mary Kendi (Guest) on November 9, 2020

😁 This is gold!

Farida (Guest) on October 31, 2020

I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸‍♂️😎

Zulekha (Guest) on October 19, 2020

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️

Mgeni (Guest) on October 17, 2020

Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on October 17, 2020

Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥

Ann Wambui (Guest) on October 15, 2020

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on October 14, 2020

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸

Mwanajuma (Guest) on October 12, 2020

I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤

Janet Sumari (Guest) on October 8, 2020

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on October 7, 2020

I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔

Umi (Guest) on October 6, 2020

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃‍♂️😴

Alice Jebet (Guest) on September 28, 2020

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞

Bakari (Guest) on September 23, 2020

😁 This just made my day!

Charles Mboje (Guest) on September 19, 2020

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on September 18, 2020

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️

Biashara (Guest) on September 17, 2020

Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮‍♀️

Fadhila (Guest) on September 16, 2020

This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆

David Musyoka (Guest) on August 29, 2020

Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓

Sekela (Guest) on August 12, 2020

Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on August 7, 2020

Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯‍♂️

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on August 2, 2020

I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶‍♂️