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George Tenga
Guest
Dec 22, 2021
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉
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Habiba
Guest
Dec 17, 2021
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Dec 13, 2021
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
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Mwajuma
Guest
Dec 2, 2021
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤
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John Kamande
Guest
Nov 25, 2021
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Nov 13, 2021
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
Nov 11, 2021
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
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Selemani
Guest
Nov 5, 2021
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟
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Rahma
Guest
Nov 2, 2021
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Nov 1, 2021
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
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Jane Muthui
Guest
Oct 31, 2021
😄 This is pure brilliance!
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Oct 27, 2021
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
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Hassan
Guest
Oct 13, 2021
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Oct 10, 2021
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Oct 7, 2021
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
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Kevin Maina
Guest
Sep 25, 2021
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Sep 25, 2021
I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Sep 16, 2021
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Sep 12, 2021
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊
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Sekela
Guest
Sep 7, 2021
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Aug 26, 2021
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
Aug 15, 2021
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Aug 11, 2021
I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷♂️
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Kevin Maina
Guest
Aug 10, 2021
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
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Joy Wacera
Guest
Aug 9, 2021
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷♂️
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Jul 27, 2021
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
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James Malima
Guest
Jul 20, 2021
Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃♀️
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Jul 15, 2021
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️
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John Lissu
Guest
Jul 14, 2021
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
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Kahina
Guest
Jul 11, 2021
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Jul 11, 2021
Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Jul 8, 2021
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Jun 25, 2021
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
Jun 17, 2021
What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
Jun 14, 2021
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶♂️
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Jun 11, 2021
🤣 Sending this now!
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Jun 4, 2021
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
May 23, 2021
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎
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Samuel Were
Guest
May 22, 2021
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
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George Mallya
Guest
May 22, 2021
😄 What a joke!
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Asha
Guest
May 13, 2021
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
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Juma
Guest
May 13, 2021
😄 Pure comedy gold!
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George Tenga
Guest
May 5, 2021
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Apr 30, 2021
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊
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Charles Wafula
Guest
Apr 27, 2021
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Apr 24, 2021
Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Apr 19, 2021
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Apr 17, 2021
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
Apr 1, 2021
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭
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Grace Minja
Guest
Mar 4, 2021
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
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Wande
Guest
Mar 1, 2021
😁 This made my day!
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Victor Malima
Guest
Mar 1, 2021
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷♂️🏗️
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Yahya
Guest
Feb 24, 2021
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
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Masika
Guest
Feb 17, 2021
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔
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Kazija
Guest
Feb 13, 2021
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆
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Rahim
Guest
Feb 3, 2021
😂 I need to save this one forever!
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Jan 28, 2021
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸♂️
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Athumani
Guest
Jan 27, 2021
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Jan 23, 2021
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂
