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Emily Chepngeno
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Nov 25, 2021
I canโt adult today. Please donโt make me adult. ๐ฌ๐งธ
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Michael Mboya
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Nov 8, 2021
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. ๐โโ๏ธ๐
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Mary Njeri
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Oct 29, 2021
Iโm on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. ๐ฆ๐
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Nahida
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Oct 28, 2021
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. ๐๐
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Philip Nyaga
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Oct 26, 2021
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. ๐๐
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Dorothy Majaliwa
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Oct 24, 2021
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐
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Kiza
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Oct 21, 2021
Whatโs Beethovenโs favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! ๐น๐
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Kassim
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Oct 15, 2021
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. ๐
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Chiku
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Oct 6, 2021
Whatโs a snowmanโs favorite snack? Ice Krispies! โ๐
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George Wanjala
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Oct 6, 2021
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! ๐๐
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Farida
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Oct 5, 2021
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. ๐๐
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Arifa
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Sep 22, 2021
I smile because I donโt know whatโs going on. ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
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Jabir
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Sep 13, 2021
๐ Added to my favorites!
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Salma
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Sep 10, 2021
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! ๐ตโ๏ธ
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Esther Nyambura
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Sep 10, 2021
Iโd agree with you but then weโd both be wrong. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
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Bakari
Guest
Sep 7, 2021
Iโm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. ๐ง ๐คฏ
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Halimah
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Aug 22, 2021
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. ๐๐ง
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Thomas Mtaki
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Aug 20, 2021
Whatโs a witchโs favorite subject in school? Spelling! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
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Tabu
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Aug 17, 2021
Iโm not late. Iโm just early for tomorrow. โฐ๐
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Abdillah
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Aug 9, 2021
I could give up chocolate, but Iโm not a quitter. ๐ซ๐ช
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Aug 7, 2021
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? ๐ซโ
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Yahya
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Aug 7, 2021
If stress burned calories, Iโd be a supermodel. ๐ฅ๐
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Alice Mwikali
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Aug 1, 2021
The road to success is always under construction. ๐ง๐๏ธ
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Mwajabu
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Jul 24, 2021
This joke is a keeper for sure! ๐
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Victor Kimario
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Jul 23, 2021
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. ๐๐ด
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Anthony Kariuki
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Jul 20, 2021
๐ Iโm literally in stitches right now!
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Margaret Anyango
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Jul 13, 2021
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. โฑ๏ธ๐
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Mwanaidi
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Jul 11, 2021
What do you call a snowmanโs dog? A slush puppy! โ๐
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Sofia
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Jul 9, 2021
Iโm not arguing, Iโm just explaining why Iโm right. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
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Arifa
Guest
Jul 4, 2021
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you canโt laugh at yourself, call meโIโll laugh at you. ๐คฃ๐
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Nassor
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Jul 3, 2021
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. ๐ท๐
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Abdillah
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Jul 2, 2021
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Jane Malecela
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Jul 1, 2021
Iโm not bossy, I just have better ideas. ๐ก๐
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Salum
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Jun 18, 2021
I canโt believe I forgot to go to the gym today. Thatโs seven years in a row now. ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐
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Peter Mwambui
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Jun 16, 2021
Whatโs a pigโs favorite karate move? The pork chop! ๐ท๐ฅ
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Josephine
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Jun 10, 2021
๐ Totally didnโt see that coming!
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Dorothy Majaliwa
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Jun 5, 2021
Why couldnโt the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! ๐ฒ๐
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Edward Lowassa
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Jun 5, 2021
How do you throw a space party? You planet! ๐ช๐
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Rose Amukowa
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May 31, 2021
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. ๐ค๐
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Betty Kimaro
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May 23, 2021
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns donโt work! ๐๐
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Makame
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May 22, 2021
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ๐๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ
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Jane Muthui
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May 22, 2021
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. ๐๐ฆท
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Mgeni
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May 15, 2021
If Monday had a face, Iโd punch it. ๐ฅ๐
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Mary Kendi
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May 13, 2021
Dieting is wishful shrinking. ๐ฉ๐
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Diana Mallya
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May 8, 2021
Why donโt elephants use computers? Theyโre afraid of the mouse! ๐๐ฑ๏ธ
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Maida
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Apr 25, 2021
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know Iโm not dead. ๐๏ธ๐
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Sarah Karani
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Apr 22, 2021
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! ๐ธ๐ก
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Joyce Mussa
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Apr 10, 2021
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! ๐ฅ๏ธ๐ค
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Janet Wambura
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Apr 4, 2021
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! ๐ป๐
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Sumaya
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Apr 1, 2021
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! ๐ผ๐ฎโโ๏ธ
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Farida
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Mar 20, 2021
The best part of going to work is coming back home. ๐ก๐ผ
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Jaffar
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Mar 11, 2021
I had my patience tested. Iโm negative. ๐โณ
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Kijakazi
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Mar 11, 2021
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. โฐ๐ผ
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Rehema
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Mar 5, 2021
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. ๐ฉ๐
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Faith Kariuki
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Feb 10, 2021
๐ Rolling on the floor!
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Abubakar
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Feb 1, 2021
Donโt you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. ๐ค
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Edwin Ndambuki
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Jan 31, 2021
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. ๐ก๐
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Jane Malecela
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Jan 23, 2021
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. ๐ฆ๐ด
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Andrew Odhiambo
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Jan 17, 2021
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. ๐ซ๐โโ๏ธ
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Mzee
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Dec 25, 2020
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! ๐พ๐