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George Wanjala
Guest
Oct 29, 2022
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Oct 17, 2022
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Oct 15, 2022
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Oct 12, 2022
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Oct 10, 2022
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
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Ramadhan
Guest
Sep 27, 2022
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷♂️
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Sep 14, 2022
Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻
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Binti
Guest
Sep 14, 2022
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Sep 10, 2022
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
Sep 4, 2022
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Sep 3, 2022
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Aug 25, 2022
I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸♂️🦇
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Aug 18, 2022
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Aug 14, 2022
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜
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Mwagonda
Guest
Aug 3, 2022
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂
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Rashid
Guest
Jul 21, 2022
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Jul 1, 2022
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
Jul 1, 2022
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Jun 28, 2022
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Jun 21, 2022
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Jun 16, 2022
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️
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Victor Malima
Guest
Jun 8, 2022
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
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Sumaya
Guest
Jun 8, 2022
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃♂️😴
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Nassor
Guest
May 30, 2022
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕
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Nashon
Guest
May 23, 2022
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
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James Kawawa
Guest
May 21, 2022
😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
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Daudi
Guest
May 18, 2022
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸
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Daniel Obura
Guest
May 16, 2022
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Apr 29, 2022
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
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Ramadhan
Guest
Apr 25, 2022
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋♀️
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Apr 24, 2022
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Apr 10, 2022
😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Apr 8, 2022
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Mar 27, 2022
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
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Rehema
Guest
Mar 26, 2022
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
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David Chacha
Guest
Mar 14, 2022
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂
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Mohamed
Guest
Mar 13, 2022
😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!
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Juma
Guest
Mar 12, 2022
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Mar 10, 2022
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Mar 5, 2022
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒
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Ibrahim
Guest
Mar 3, 2022
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Feb 21, 2022
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
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Shani
Guest
Feb 15, 2022
I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Feb 14, 2022
😂 I need to save this one forever!
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Binti
Guest
Feb 11, 2022
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶♂️
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Feb 10, 2022
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
Feb 10, 2022
Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Jan 29, 2022
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
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Mashaka
Guest
Jan 22, 2022
😂 So funny!
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Zulekha
Guest
Jan 19, 2022
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
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Bahati
Guest
Jan 17, 2022
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
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Salum
Guest
Jan 15, 2022
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨💼
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Dec 19, 2021
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️
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Rabia
Guest
Dec 11, 2021
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
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Baraka
Guest
Dec 9, 2021
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Nov 25, 2021
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
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Zubeida
Guest
Nov 10, 2021
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Nov 8, 2021
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜
