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Zakia
Guest
Sep 8, 2022
😆 That punchline was epic!
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Khalifa
Guest
Sep 2, 2022
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂
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Salima
Guest
Aug 20, 2022
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️♂️😆
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Aug 19, 2022
My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Aug 19, 2022
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Aug 12, 2022
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬
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Masika
Guest
Aug 11, 2022
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈
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Zakia
Guest
Aug 6, 2022
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Jul 30, 2022
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Jul 26, 2022
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
Jun 28, 2022
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Jun 25, 2022
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
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Josephine
Guest
Jun 19, 2022
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅
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Anna Malela
Guest
Jun 5, 2022
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪
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Mwanajuma
Guest
May 29, 2022
😆 Totally hilarious!
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
May 27, 2022
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦
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Zainab
Guest
May 21, 2022
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
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Mgeni
Guest
May 15, 2022
I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅
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Fadhili
Guest
Apr 29, 2022
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆
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Azima
Guest
Apr 26, 2022
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮♂️
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Apr 19, 2022
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂
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Violet Mumo
Guest
Apr 17, 2022
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛♂️🍊
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Apr 14, 2022
🤣 This one’s fire!
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Maida
Guest
Mar 28, 2022
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷♂️😅
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Mohamed
Guest
Mar 11, 2022
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
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John Kamande
Guest
Mar 8, 2022
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃
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Rashid
Guest
Mar 6, 2022
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Mar 5, 2022
😂 I’m saving this one!
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Kahina
Guest
Mar 4, 2022
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨💼
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Feb 27, 2022
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
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Faiza
Guest
Feb 26, 2022
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
Feb 19, 2022
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Feb 19, 2022
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
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David Ochieng
Guest
Feb 7, 2022
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡
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Mchuma
Guest
Feb 1, 2022
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Feb 1, 2022
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒
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Mwafirika
Guest
Jan 26, 2022
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Jan 17, 2022
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Jan 17, 2022
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
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Arifa
Guest
Jan 12, 2022
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷♀️
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Abdullah
Guest
Jan 11, 2022
Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️♂️
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Jan 4, 2022
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮♀️
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Francis Mrope
Guest
Jan 3, 2022
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Jan 1, 2022
Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Dec 23, 2021
What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭
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Mwagonda
Guest
Dec 21, 2021
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅♂️
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Mchuma
Guest
Dec 16, 2021
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩👧🤷♂️
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
Dec 14, 2021
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Khadija
Guest
Dec 7, 2021
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨🌾🏆
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Nov 26, 2021
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵
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Rahim
Guest
Nov 25, 2021
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋♀️
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Nov 18, 2021
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂
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John Lissu
Guest
Nov 6, 2021
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣
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Jaffar
Guest
Nov 2, 2021
I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Oct 30, 2021
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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John Mwangi
Guest
Oct 28, 2021
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
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Hashim
Guest
Oct 18, 2021
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅
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Mwachumu
Guest
Sep 28, 2021
I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Sep 18, 2021
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
