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What do you get if you cross a vampire and a snowman?

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Author/Editor: Melkisedeck Leon Shine, 2015-2017: AckySHINE.com
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Answer: Frostbite with a taste for blood! โ„๏ธ๐Ÿง›โ€โ™‚๏ธ

Explanation: When you cross a vampire with a snowman, you'll end up with a frostbitten creature who also happens to have a craving for blood! Imagine a vampire with icy fangs and a chilling desire to suck blood from unsuspecting victims. It's a humorous play on the contrasting elements of coldness and the vampire's usual choice of victims. Stay warm and watch out for this frosty vampire! โ„๏ธ๐Ÿง›โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚

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