What do you call two birds in love? Tweet-hearts! ๐ฆโค๏ธ
Explanation: This answer plays with the word "sweethearts" and replaces it with "tweet-hearts," combining the idea of birds (tweeting) with love. It adds a touch of humor and cuteness to the concept of two birds being in love. The bird emoji helps to emphasize the playful nature of the answer.
Mwanahawa (Guest) on November 7, 2022
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! ๐ฆ๐ด
Mwanajuma (Guest) on October 30, 2022
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! ๐จโโ๏ธ๐
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on October 17, 2022
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? ๐บ๐
Shabani (Guest) on October 8, 2022
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! ๐๐ฅ
Janet Sumari (Guest) on October 3, 2022
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. ๐๐จโ๐ผ
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on September 30, 2022
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! โฑ๏ธ๐
Selemani (Guest) on September 21, 2022
๐ Perfect joke!
Paul Kamau (Guest) on September 16, 2022
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! ๐งน๐
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on September 9, 2022
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! ๐๐
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on September 7, 2022
Why donโt lobsters ever share? Theyโre too shellfish! ๐ฆ๐ โโ๏ธ
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on August 27, 2022
๐คฃ This one got me good!
Kheri (Guest) on August 16, 2022
๐ Iโm sending this to everyone I know!
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on August 15, 2022
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! ๐ป๐
Nora Kidata (Guest) on August 13, 2022
Iโm not late. Iโm just very early for tomorrow. โฐ๐
Mwajuma (Guest) on August 9, 2022
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! ๐โค๏ธ
Moses Mwita (Guest) on August 9, 2022
๐ Totally didnโt see that coming!
Farida (Guest) on August 6, 2022
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐ช
Amani (Guest) on July 15, 2022
Haha, this joke is a keeper! ๐
Charles Mboje (Guest) on July 11, 2022
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! ๐โ๏ธ
Mary Mrope (Guest) on July 4, 2022
I canโt adult today. Please donโt make me adult. ๐ฌ๐งธ
Halima (Guest) on June 8, 2022
Whatโs a skeletonโs least favorite room in the house? The living room! ๐๐๏ธ
John Mwangi (Guest) on May 29, 2022
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. ๐๐ช
Peter Otieno (Guest) on May 28, 2022
I wonโt be impressed with technology until I can download food. ๐๐ป
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on May 27, 2022
๐คฃ This joke is just too good!
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on May 25, 2022
Iโm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. ๐งฉ๐คฏ
Charles Mchome (Guest) on May 23, 2022
If Cinderellaโs shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? ๐ ๐ค
Issa (Guest) on May 11, 2022
Love this! Keep them coming! ๐
Grace Minja (Guest) on May 1, 2022
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. ๐๐ฅ
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on May 1, 2022
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. ๐ค๐
Mary Mrope (Guest) on April 28, 2022
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! โฐ๐
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on April 25, 2022
My alone time is for everyoneโs safety. ๐ท๐
Grace Mligo (Guest) on April 14, 2022
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? ๐๐
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on April 11, 2022
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! ๐ฐ
Rukia (Guest) on April 9, 2022
Iโve got to save this one, too funny! ๐
Issa (Guest) on March 6, 2022
Why canโt you give Elsa a balloon? Because sheโll let it go! ๐โ๏ธ
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on March 3, 2022
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! ๐คฃ
Sultan (Guest) on February 16, 2022
The road to success is always under construction. ๐ง๐๏ธ
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on February 16, 2022
I like long walks, especially when theyโre taken by people who annoy me. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on February 16, 2022
This joke is too funny, Iโm sharing it with everyone! ๐
Masika (Guest) on February 14, 2022
Why donโt we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! ๐ฝ๐
Mwinyi (Guest) on February 7, 2022
I donโt care what the question is. The answer is pizza. ๐๐คค
Farida (Guest) on February 6, 2022
I like long walksโespecially when theyโre taken by people who annoy me. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐
Sumaya (Guest) on February 1, 2022
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! ๐๐
Shani (Guest) on January 26, 2022
If Monday had a face, Iโd punch it. ๐ฅ๐
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on January 20, 2022
๐ This is a keeper!
James Malima (Guest) on January 8, 2022
I thought growing old would take longer. ๐๐ต
Nora Kidata (Guest) on January 8, 2022
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! ๐งนโฐ
Jackson Makori (Guest) on January 4, 2022
I love sleep because itโs like a time machine to breakfast. ๐๏ธ๐ฅ
Athumani (Guest) on January 3, 2022
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! ๐ฅ๐
Arifa (Guest) on December 18, 2021
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Youโre too young to smoke! ๐ ๐ญ
Irene Akoth (Guest) on December 18, 2021
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. ๐๐
Zubeida (Guest) on December 8, 2021
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! ๐โฐ
Raha (Guest) on December 5, 2021
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! ๐๐
Henry Mollel (Guest) on December 4, 2021
Donโt give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! ๐ด๐ค
Kahina (Guest) on November 21, 2021
I donโt need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ๐๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ
Saidi (Guest) on November 20, 2021
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ๐๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ
Mwafirika (Guest) on November 20, 2021
Iโm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐ด๐
Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on November 19, 2021
Why donโt ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! ๐๐
John Malisa (Guest) on November 17, 2021
๐ Instant mood boost!
Victor Kimario (Guest) on November 13, 2021
๐ Definitely my new go-to joke!