Short Answer: "Hay there, long face! Ready to hoof it?"
Explanation: The farmer's greeting to the horse plays on the word "hay," which sounds similar to "hey." The phrase "long face" is a pun referencing the horse's literal long face, but also implies that the horse might be feeling a bit down. The farmer's question about being ready to "hoof it" adds a playful tone, as it means being prepared to walk or run. The use of the ๐ emoji emphasizes the cheerful and lighthearted nature of the interaction.
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on June 24, 2022
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! ๐๐
Diana Mallya (Guest) on June 18, 2022
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! ๐ฆ๐ฅ
Michael Onyango (Guest) on June 9, 2022
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. ๐๐
Kheri (Guest) on June 6, 2022
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! โฑ๏ธ๐
Muslima (Guest) on June 2, 2022
I donโt know how to act my age because Iโve never been this age before. ๐ค๐
Issa (Guest) on May 26, 2022
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. ๐๐
Shamsa (Guest) on May 19, 2022
Itโs okay if you donโt like me. Not everyone has good taste. ๐๐
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on May 8, 2022
Why donโt bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! ๐๐ฏโโ๏ธ
Mary Kidata (Guest) on May 7, 2022
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. ๐ฐ๏ธ๐ด
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on May 2, 2022
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, Iโll go on ahead! ๐ฉ๐โโ๏ธ
Maida (Guest) on April 30, 2022
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. ๐๐ฆท
Charles Mchome (Guest) on April 20, 2022
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! ๐๐บ
Rashid (Guest) on April 19, 2022
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. ๐ฅถ๐ฐ
Sumaya (Guest) on April 16, 2022
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. โก๐ด
Saidi (Guest) on April 12, 2022
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! โฝ๐ง
Alice Mrema (Guest) on April 11, 2022
Life is too short to wear boring socks. ๐งฆ๐
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on April 11, 2022
I love sarcasm. Itโs like punching people in the face, but with words. ๐๐ฌ
Zubeida (Guest) on April 9, 2022
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! ๐๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ
Shani (Guest) on April 8, 2022
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! ๐ฅ๐ฅ
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on March 22, 2022
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. ๐๏ธ๐ถ๏ธ
Neema (Guest) on March 19, 2022
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! ๐ป๐
Alice Jebet (Guest) on March 19, 2022
๐ This joke just made my day!
Grace Mligo (Guest) on March 17, 2022
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. ๐ฉ๐
Sarah Karani (Guest) on March 13, 2022
How do you organize a space party? You planet! ๐๐
Umi (Guest) on March 12, 2022
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! ๐ฅ๐
Joy Wacera (Guest) on March 6, 2022
๐ I havenโt laughed this hard in a while!
George Tenga (Guest) on February 28, 2022
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. ๐ผ๐ธ
Abdullah (Guest) on February 22, 2022
Why donโt vampires like garlic? Itโs a pain in the neck! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ง
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on February 13, 2022
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? ๐๐ค
Mhina (Guest) on February 9, 2022
Iโm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. ๐ง ๐คฏ
James Kawawa (Guest) on February 9, 2022
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! ๐โ๏ธ
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on February 4, 2022
My brain has too many tabs open. ๐ป๐ง
Nuru (Guest) on February 3, 2022
Whatโs a pirateโs favorite exercise? The plank! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ฆต
Yusuf (Guest) on February 2, 2022
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? ๐ฆธโโ๏ธโค๏ธ
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on January 31, 2022
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldnโt handle the power struggle! ๐ฑ๐
Sarah Karani (Guest) on January 29, 2022
I donโt go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. ๐คฏ๐
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on January 26, 2022
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concernโฆ ๐งโโ๏ธโ๏ธ
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on January 14, 2022
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! ๐โจ
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on December 30, 2021
Iโm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐ด๐
Baridi (Guest) on December 26, 2021
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didnโt add up! โ๐คจ
Nasra (Guest) on December 22, 2021
Why donโt skeletons play music in church? Because they donโt have organs! โช๐ถ
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on December 19, 2021
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. โณ๐โโ๏ธ
Jane Muthui (Guest) on December 14, 2021
๐ Added to my favorites!
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on December 11, 2021
๐ Iโm still laughing, canโt stop!
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on December 1, 2021
๐ Iโm bookmarking this for later!
Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on November 29, 2021
Donโt make me adult today. ๐ฌ๐งธ
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on November 25, 2021
๐คฃ That twist at the end, though!
Omar (Guest) on November 21, 2021
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. ๐โ๏ธ
Masika (Guest) on November 21, 2021
I didnโt see that punchline comingโhilarious! ๐คฃ
Mary Njeri (Guest) on November 19, 2021
Why canโt you trust stairs? Because theyโre always up to something! ๐๐ค
Habiba (Guest) on November 18, 2021
If you canโt handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. ๐๐คฏ
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on November 9, 2021
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. ๐๐ง
Hekima (Guest) on November 8, 2021
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! ๐ผ๐ฎโโ๏ธ
John Mushi (Guest) on October 21, 2021
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! ๐ป๐บ
Latifa (Guest) on October 16, 2021
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! ๐ธ๐น
Carol Nyakio (Guest) on October 1, 2021
Iโm still cracking up, that was brilliant! ๐คฃ
Charles Mchome (Guest) on September 27, 2021
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐ด๐
Zubeida (Guest) on September 21, 2021
If you think nobody cares if youโre alive, try missing a couple of car payments. ๐๐ต
Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on September 6, 2021
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iโm not too sure. ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on August 19, 2021
When nothing goes right, go left. โฌ ๏ธ๐ก