๐ฅ
Samuel Omondi
Guest
Sep 12, 2023
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, itโs a beautiful day. โ๏ธ๐
๐ฅ
George Tenga
Guest
Sep 5, 2023
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didnโt add up! โ๐คจ
๐ฅ
Kiza
Guest
Sep 3, 2023
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? ๐
๐
๐ฅ
Patrick Kidata
Guest
Aug 30, 2023
Donโt make me adult today. ๐ฌ๐งธ
๐ฅ
Fatuma
Guest
Aug 10, 2023
Why donโt some fish play piano? Because you canโt tuna fish! ๐๐น
๐ฅ
James Malima
Guest
Aug 6, 2023
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! ๐๐ฅ
๐ฅ
Anna Sumari
Guest
Jul 9, 2023
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! ๐๐
๐ฅ
Francis Njeru
Guest
Jul 3, 2023
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! ๐๐
๐ฅ
Mazrui
Guest
Jul 2, 2023
Whatโs brown and sticky? A stick! ๐ฟ๐
๐ฅ
Mchuma
Guest
Jun 29, 2023
๐ Bookmarking this!
๐ฅ
Mwajabu
Guest
Jun 23, 2023
๐ Canโt wait to share this!
๐ฅ
Maneno
Guest
Jun 18, 2023
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. ๐ฑ๐ผ
๐ฅ
Chiku
Guest
Jun 14, 2023
This joke is a keeper for sure! ๐
๐ฅ
Jane Malecela
Guest
Jun 12, 2023
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. ๐๐ฆท
๐ฅ
Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Jun 11, 2023
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! ๐๐ป
๐ฅ
Sharifa
Guest
Jun 8, 2023
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. ๐ข๐ป
๐ฅ
Nassor
Guest
Jun 5, 2023
Iโm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. โณ๐
๐ฅ
Abubakari
Guest
May 12, 2023
Dear sleep, Iโm sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! ๐ด๐
๐ฅ
Catherine Naliaka
Guest
May 11, 2023
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! ๐งฑ๐
๐ฅ
John Lissu
Guest
May 8, 2023
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! ๐๐
๐ฅ
Hamida
Guest
May 7, 2023
๐ Iโm completely obsessed with this!
๐ฅ
Peter Mwambui
Guest
May 7, 2023
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
๐ฅ
Jamal
Guest
May 7, 2023
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? ๐๐ค
๐ฅ
Abubakari
Guest
May 6, 2023
What do you call a can opener that doesnโt work? A canโt opener! ๐ฅซ๐ซ
๐ฅ
Anthony Kariuki
Guest
May 4, 2023
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! ๐๐ด
๐ฅ
Stephen Mushi
Guest
Mar 28, 2023
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. ๐ธ๐๏ธ
๐ฅ
Raphael Okoth
Guest
Mar 25, 2023
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! โณโ๏ธ
๐ฅ
Michael Onyango
Guest
Mar 19, 2023
๐ Saving this one!
๐ฅ
Violet Mumo
Guest
Mar 19, 2023
๐
Iโm still laughing!
๐ฅ
Mwanaidi
Guest
Mar 9, 2023
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. ๐๐
๐ฅ
Issa
Guest
Feb 23, 2023
Money canโt buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. ๐๐ธ
๐ฅ
Bahati
Guest
Feb 22, 2023
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iโm not too sure. ๐คทโโ๏ธ
๐ฅ
James Kimani
Guest
Feb 11, 2023
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. ๐๐ฌ
๐ฅ
Zakia
Guest
Jan 29, 2023
Why donโt koalas make great detectives? Theyโre terrible at following koal-ifications! ๐จ๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ
๐ฅ
Mwanaidha
Guest
Jan 26, 2023
Coffee: because adulting is hard. โ๐จโ๐ผ
๐ฅ
Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Jan 15, 2023
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. ๐๐ด
๐ฅ
Mazrui
Guest
Dec 27, 2022
This is the kind of joke you donโt forget! ๐
๐ฅ
Amina
Guest
Dec 19, 2022
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. ๐๐ด
๐ฅ
Mwanakhamis
Guest
Dec 14, 2022
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! ๐ธ๐น
๐ฅ
Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Nov 29, 2022
Iโve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
๐ฅ
Mgeni
Guest
Nov 23, 2022
Iโm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐ด๐
๐ฅ
Khadija
Guest
Nov 21, 2022
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! ๐๐ฐ
๐ฅ
Neema
Guest
Nov 18, 2022
Donโt give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! ๐ด๐ค
๐ฅ
Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Oct 22, 2022
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. ๐๐
๐ฅ
Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Oct 14, 2022
๐คฃ This joke just made my whole day!
๐ฅ
Rose Lowassa
Guest
Oct 11, 2022
Iโm writing a book. Iโve got the page numbers done. ๐๐
๐ฅ
Grace Wairimu
Guest
Oct 9, 2022
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! ๐คฃ
๐ฅ
Zakaria
Guest
Sep 28, 2022
Iโm not saying Iโm Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐คซ
๐ฅ
Monica Lissu
Guest
Sep 16, 2022
I was having a bad day until I read this! ๐
๐ฅ
Janet Mwikali
Guest
Sep 9, 2022
Why donโt sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! ๐ฆ๐คก
๐ฅ
Maimuna
Guest
Sep 8, 2022
Iโm definitely sharing this with my friends! ๐
๐ฅ
Yusuf
Guest
Sep 1, 2022
Iโd give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. ๐๐ค
๐ฅ
Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Aug 22, 2022
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! ๐๐
๐ฅ
Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Aug 20, 2022
Whatโs the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! ๐๐ข
๐ฅ
Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Aug 16, 2022
Donโt you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. ๐ค
๐ฅ
Charles Wafula
Guest
Aug 16, 2022
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! ๐โ๏ธ
๐ฅ
Mercy Atieno
Guest
Jul 31, 2022
๐ I havenโt laughed this hard in a while!
๐ฅ
Esther Nyambura
Guest
Jul 23, 2022
I donโt need a mood ring; I have a face. ๐๐ฌ
๐ฅ
Joyce Aoko
Guest
Jul 21, 2022
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Whereโs popcorn? ๐ฝ๐ฟ
๐ฅ
Mtumwa
Guest
Jul 19, 2022
I donโt go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. ๐คฏ๐คช