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Nancy Komba
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Sep 16, 2023
๐ Totally hilarious!
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Azima
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Sep 7, 2023
When nothing goes right, go left. โฌ
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Betty Akinyi
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Sep 4, 2023
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. ๐ก๐
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Fadhila
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Aug 25, 2023
Why donโt lobsters ever share? Theyโre too shellfish! ๐ฆ๐
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Ndoto
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Aug 22, 2023
I donโt suffer from insanityโI enjoy every minute of it. ๐คชโณ
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Fadhila
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Aug 17, 2023
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why Iโm gaining weight. ๐๐
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Sultan
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Jul 26, 2023
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, theyโd be bagels! ๐ฅฏ๐
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Esther Nyambura
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Jul 23, 2023
I havenโt even gone to bed yet, and I already canโt wait to come home from work tomorrow. ๐๐
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Tabu
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Jul 21, 2023
Iโve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. ๐๐ค
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Victor Malima
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Jul 20, 2023
Why are spiders great at websites? Because theyโre always catching bugs! ๐ท๏ธ๐ป
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Mwanais
Guest
Jul 12, 2023
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! ๐ฆ๐ฉ
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Halima
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Jun 26, 2023
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
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Sarah Achieng
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Jun 16, 2023
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. ๐ธ๐๏ธ
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Jun 2, 2023
๐ Gotta save this!
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Jun 1, 2023
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. ๐๐ช
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Zainab
Guest
May 27, 2023
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you canโt laugh at yourself, call meโIโll laugh at you. ๐คฃ๐
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
May 21, 2023
Iโm not clumsy. Itโs just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. ๐๐๏ธ
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Nancy Komba
Guest
May 21, 2023
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! ๐๐ฆถ
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John Mushi
Guest
May 17, 2023
Whatโs a catโs favorite color? Purr-ple! ๐ฑ๐
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Mary Njeri
Guest
May 14, 2023
My alone time is for everyoneโs safety. ๐ท๐
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
May 12, 2023
Why canโt you give Elsa a balloon? Because sheโll let it go! ๐โ๏ธ
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Martin Otieno
Guest
May 10, 2023
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! ๐ช๐ฅ
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Daniel Obura
Guest
May 1, 2023
Wow, this joke is a total winner! ๐
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Abubakar
Guest
Apr 24, 2023
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. ๐๐ฆท
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Shukuru
Guest
Apr 23, 2023
Why donโt oysters share their pearls? Because theyโre shellfish! ๐ฆช๐
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Aziza
Guest
Apr 14, 2023
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while Iโm talking on it. ๐ฑ๐คฆโโ๏ธ
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Apr 10, 2023
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! ๐๐
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Apr 9, 2023
Why canโt you trust stairs? Because theyโre always up to something! ๐๐ค
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Mar 30, 2023
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. ๐๐
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David Sokoine
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Mar 11, 2023
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. ๐ฑ๐ด
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Rehema
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Mar 10, 2023
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! ๐ถ๐ต
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Majid
Guest
Mar 7, 2023
๐ I need to save this one forever!
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Irene Makena
Guest
Mar 1, 2023
Why donโt we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? ๐ฑ๐ฐ
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Robert Okello
Guest
Feb 28, 2023
Iโm writing a book. Iโve got the page numbers done. ๐๐
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Feb 27, 2023
Iโm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐ด๐
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George Mallya
Guest
Feb 26, 2023
What did the triangle say to the circle? Youโre pointless! ๐บโช
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Feb 20, 2023
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Feb 16, 2023
Why donโt scientists trust stairs? Theyโre always leading you up to something! ๐งช๐ช
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Raha
Guest
Jan 29, 2023
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! ๐ค๐
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Fadhila
Guest
Jan 28, 2023
Hilarious! This oneโs going into my favorites! ๐
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Jan 20, 2023
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! ๐๐คฃ
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Tambwe
Guest
Jan 17, 2023
I smile because I donโt know whatโs going on. ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Jan 12, 2023
Whatโs brown and sticky? A stick! ๐ฟ๐
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Robert Okello
Guest
Jan 10, 2023
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what Iโm doing. ๐โโ๏ธ๐ด
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Sumaya
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Dec 31, 2022
Sarcasm is my love language. ๐ฌ๐
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Dec 24, 2022
Iโm not lazy, Iโm on energy-saving mode. ๐ค๐
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Betty Cheruiyot
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Dec 22, 2022
๐ Iโm sending this to everyone I know!
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Victor Kimario
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Dec 20, 2022
๐ Added to my favorites!
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Dec 17, 2022
If you think nobody cares if youโre alive, try missing a couple of car payments. ๐๐ต
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Khalifa
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Dec 12, 2022
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. ๐คฆโโ๏ธ๐คฃ
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Baraka
Guest
Dec 1, 2022
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. ๐ฐ๐คฃ
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Mtumwa
Guest
Nov 30, 2022
Iโd rather be someoneโs shot of whiskey than everyoneโs cup of tea. ๐ฅโ
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Nov 20, 2022
๐ Canโt wait to share this!
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Anna Mchome
Guest
Nov 18, 2022
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐ช
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Nov 15, 2022
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! ๐๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ
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Hassan
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Nov 12, 2022
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! ๐โธ๏ธ
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Nov 9, 2022
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! ๐ฆ๐
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Sumaya
Guest
Nov 1, 2022
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. ๐ก๐งผ
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Oct 31, 2022
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. ๐๐คฃ
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Oct 28, 2022
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! ๐งน๐