The best dance partner for monsters is "Boogie-monster!" ๐บ๐
Explanation: The boogie-monster is the ultimate dancing expert of the monster world! With its funky moves and groovy vibes, it can make any dance floor come alive. So, if you ever need a partner to bust a move with, look no further than the boogie-monster! ๐๐ถ
Nancy Komba (Guest) on September 16, 2023
๐ Totally hilarious!
Azima (Guest) on September 7, 2023
When nothing goes right, go left. โฌ ๏ธ๐ก
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on September 4, 2023
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. ๐ก๐
Fadhila (Guest) on August 25, 2023
Why donโt lobsters ever share? Theyโre too shellfish! ๐ฆ๐ โโ๏ธ
Ndoto (Guest) on August 22, 2023
I donโt suffer from insanityโI enjoy every minute of it. ๐คชโณ
Fadhila (Guest) on August 17, 2023
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why Iโm gaining weight. ๐๐
Sultan (Guest) on July 26, 2023
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, theyโd be bagels! ๐ฅฏ๐
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on July 23, 2023
I havenโt even gone to bed yet, and I already canโt wait to come home from work tomorrow. ๐๐
Tabu (Guest) on July 21, 2023
Iโve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. ๐๐ค
Victor Malima (Guest) on July 20, 2023
Why are spiders great at websites? Because theyโre always catching bugs! ๐ท๏ธ๐ป
Mwanais (Guest) on July 12, 2023
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! ๐ฆ๐ฉ
Halima (Guest) on June 26, 2023
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on June 16, 2023
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. ๐ธ๐๏ธ
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on June 2, 2023
๐ Gotta save this!
Michael Onyango (Guest) on June 1, 2023
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. ๐๐ช
Zainab (Guest) on May 27, 2023
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you canโt laugh at yourself, call meโIโll laugh at you. ๐คฃ๐
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on May 21, 2023
Iโm not clumsy. Itโs just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. ๐๐๏ธ
Nancy Komba (Guest) on May 21, 2023
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! ๐๐ฆถ
John Mushi (Guest) on May 17, 2023
Whatโs a catโs favorite color? Purr-ple! ๐ฑ๐
Mary Njeri (Guest) on May 14, 2023
My alone time is for everyoneโs safety. ๐ท๐
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on May 12, 2023
Why canโt you give Elsa a balloon? Because sheโll let it go! ๐โ๏ธ
Martin Otieno (Guest) on May 10, 2023
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! ๐ช๐ฅ
Daniel Obura (Guest) on May 1, 2023
Wow, this joke is a total winner! ๐
Abubakar (Guest) on April 24, 2023
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. ๐๐ฆท
Shukuru (Guest) on April 23, 2023
Why donโt oysters share their pearls? Because theyโre shellfish! ๐ฆช๐
Aziza (Guest) on April 14, 2023
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while Iโm talking on it. ๐ฑ๐คฆโโ๏ธ
Mwanahawa (Guest) on April 10, 2023
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! ๐๐
Mwanaisha (Guest) on April 9, 2023
Why canโt you trust stairs? Because theyโre always up to something! ๐๐ค
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on March 30, 2023
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. ๐๐
David Sokoine (Guest) on March 11, 2023
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. ๐ฑ๐ด
Rehema (Guest) on March 10, 2023
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! ๐ถ๐ต
Majid (Guest) on March 7, 2023
๐ I need to save this one forever!
Irene Makena (Guest) on March 1, 2023
Why donโt we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? ๐ฑ๐ฐ
Robert Okello (Guest) on February 28, 2023
Iโm writing a book. Iโve got the page numbers done. ๐๐
Francis Njeru (Guest) on February 27, 2023
Iโm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐ด๐
George Mallya (Guest) on February 26, 2023
What did the triangle say to the circle? Youโre pointless! ๐บโช
Ann Wambui (Guest) on February 20, 2023
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Janet Sumari (Guest) on February 16, 2023
Why donโt scientists trust stairs? Theyโre always leading you up to something! ๐งช๐ช
Raha (Guest) on January 29, 2023
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! ๐ค๐
Fadhila (Guest) on January 28, 2023
Hilarious! This oneโs going into my favorites! ๐
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on January 20, 2023
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! ๐๐คฃ
Tambwe (Guest) on January 17, 2023
I smile because I donโt know whatโs going on. ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on January 12, 2023
Whatโs brown and sticky? A stick! ๐ฟ๐
Robert Okello (Guest) on January 10, 2023
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what Iโm doing. ๐โโ๏ธ๐ด
Sumaya (Guest) on December 31, 2022
Sarcasm is my love language. ๐ฌ๐
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on December 24, 2022
Iโm not lazy, Iโm on energy-saving mode. ๐ค๐
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on December 22, 2022
๐ Iโm sending this to everyone I know!
Victor Kimario (Guest) on December 20, 2022
๐ Added to my favorites!
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on December 17, 2022
If you think nobody cares if youโre alive, try missing a couple of car payments. ๐๐ต
Khalifa (Guest) on December 12, 2022
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. ๐คฆโโ๏ธ๐คฃ
Baraka (Guest) on December 1, 2022
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. ๐ฐ๐คฃ
Mtumwa (Guest) on November 30, 2022
Iโd rather be someoneโs shot of whiskey than everyoneโs cup of tea. ๐ฅโ
Linda Karimi (Guest) on November 20, 2022
๐ Canโt wait to share this!
Anna Mchome (Guest) on November 18, 2022
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐ช
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on November 15, 2022
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! ๐๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ
Hassan (Guest) on November 12, 2022
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! ๐โธ๏ธ
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on November 9, 2022
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! ๐ฆ๐
Sumaya (Guest) on November 1, 2022
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. ๐ก๐งผ
Henry Mollel (Guest) on October 31, 2022
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. ๐๐คฃ
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on October 28, 2022
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! ๐งน๐