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George Mallya
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Sep 15, 2023
I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Sep 1, 2023
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸♂️
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Selemani
Guest
Aug 24, 2023
😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
Aug 13, 2023
🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
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Farida
Guest
Aug 10, 2023
😂 Gotta save this!
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Rukia
Guest
Aug 9, 2023
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
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Ann Awino
Guest
Aug 9, 2023
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Jul 26, 2023
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
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Ramadhan
Guest
Jul 21, 2023
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Jul 7, 2023
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
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Shabani
Guest
Jun 29, 2023
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
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Fadhila
Guest
Jun 25, 2023
😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Jun 20, 2023
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Jun 19, 2023
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
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Mwajabu
Guest
Jun 11, 2023
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Jun 8, 2023
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Jun 6, 2023
If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅
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Mary Mrope
Guest
Jun 4, 2023
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴
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Rashid
Guest
May 26, 2023
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
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Shamim
Guest
May 24, 2023
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
May 24, 2023
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴☠️🥬
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
May 16, 2023
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂
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Biashara
Guest
May 9, 2023
I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆
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Zulekha
Guest
Apr 18, 2023
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
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Mariam
Guest
Apr 16, 2023
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬
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Violet Mumo
Guest
Apr 14, 2023
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Apr 4, 2023
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
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Anna Malela
Guest
Apr 2, 2023
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Mar 28, 2023
😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Mar 21, 2023
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
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Jane Muthui
Guest
Mar 4, 2023
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂
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Mariam
Guest
Mar 1, 2023
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
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Shamim
Guest
Feb 28, 2023
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Feb 26, 2023
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Feb 19, 2023
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️
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Rubea
Guest
Feb 16, 2023
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
Feb 11, 2023
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
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Zainab
Guest
Feb 10, 2023
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Jan 28, 2023
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Jan 23, 2023
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
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Fatuma
Guest
Jan 18, 2023
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Jan 13, 2023
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Jan 12, 2023
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻
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Amani
Guest
Jan 10, 2023
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
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Hassan
Guest
Jan 5, 2023
What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭
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Yahya
Guest
Jan 5, 2023
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Jan 2, 2023
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Jan 1, 2023
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Dec 22, 2022
😄 Pure comedy gold!
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Daudi
Guest
Dec 10, 2022
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
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Samuel Were
Guest
Dec 10, 2022
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔
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Kiza
Guest
Nov 29, 2022
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸♀️❤️
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Nov 22, 2022
Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Nov 11, 2022
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖
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Husna
Guest
Nov 3, 2022
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜
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Mohamed
Guest
Oct 29, 2022
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Leila
Guest
Oct 27, 2022
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️
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Warda
Guest
Oct 16, 2022
What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋
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George Tenga
Guest
Oct 11, 2022
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Oct 9, 2022
Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄
