Short Answer: The hairdresser won the race because they knew how to make every strand of hair "run"!
Explanation: The hairdresser won the race because they used their expertise in styling hair to make it look like it was running, giving them an extra boost of speed! ๐โโ๏ธ๐จ
Alice Jebet (Guest) on August 1, 2023
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. ๐โโ๏ธ๐
Abdillah (Guest) on July 6, 2023
I think my guardian angel drinks. ๐๐ท
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on June 22, 2023
This is pure comedy gold! ๐
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on June 21, 2023
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! ๐ตโ๏ธ
Mwanaidi (Guest) on June 6, 2023
If my jeans could talk, theyโd say, 'Stop eating!' ๐๐
Zubeida (Guest) on May 20, 2023
๐ Too good!
Ibrahim (Guest) on May 15, 2023
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. ๐๐ฌ
Mwafirika (Guest) on May 6, 2023
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? ๐๐ค
James Malima (Guest) on April 28, 2023
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? ๐ฆธโโ๏ธโค๏ธ
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on April 21, 2023
Why donโt koalas count as bears? They donโt have the koalifications! ๐จ๐
Athumani (Guest) on April 18, 2023
I run like the winded. ๐โโ๏ธ๐จ
David Ochieng (Guest) on April 14, 2023
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? ๐บ๐
Safiya (Guest) on April 13, 2023
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! ๐ฅ๏ธ๐ค
James Kimani (Guest) on March 21, 2023
My alone time is for everyoneโs safety. ๐ท๐
David Musyoka (Guest) on March 19, 2023
You canโt make everyone happy. Youโre not pizza. ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on March 11, 2023
Iโm on a whiskey diet. Iโve lost three days already. ๐ฅ๐
Victor Malima (Guest) on February 20, 2023
๐คฃ This joke is just too good!
Majid (Guest) on February 17, 2023
Why canโt you give Elsa a balloon? Because sheโll let it go! ๐โ๏ธ
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on February 17, 2023
Iโve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. ๐๐ค
Juma (Guest) on February 13, 2023
Iโm writing a book. Iโve got the page numbers done. ๐โ๏ธ
Kevin Maina (Guest) on February 4, 2023
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. ๐ธ๐๏ธ
Khadija (Guest) on February 1, 2023
๐ I canโt even breathe, so funny!
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on January 26, 2023
I can resist anything except temptation. ๐๐
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on January 22, 2023
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! ๐ฑ๐
Lucy Wangui (Guest) on January 5, 2023
๐คฃ Pure genius!
Grace Mushi (Guest) on January 5, 2023
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? ๐ด๐น
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on January 2, 2023
Absolutely hilarious! Canโt get enough! ๐
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on December 31, 2022
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! ๐ช๐ฅ
Sarafina (Guest) on December 25, 2022
Iโm not bossy, Iโm the boss. Big difference. ๐๐ฉโ๐ผ
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on December 24, 2022
Why couldnโt the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! ๐๐
Safiya (Guest) on December 1, 2022
When nothing goes right, go left. โฌ ๏ธ๐ก
Shani (Guest) on November 29, 2022
๐คฃ This oneโs fire!
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on November 24, 2022
Itโs okay if you donโt like me. Not everyone has good taste. ๐๐
Asha (Guest) on November 19, 2022
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. ๐ ๐๏ธ
Charles Mrope (Guest) on November 19, 2022
Whatโs brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! ๐ฉ๐ค
Saidi (Guest) on November 18, 2022
๐คฃ This joke just made my whole day!
Shukuru (Guest) on October 31, 2022
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. ๐๐
Michael Mboya (Guest) on October 31, 2022
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! ๐คฃ
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on October 28, 2022
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. ๐ผ๐ธ
Masika (Guest) on October 23, 2022
๐ Pure comedy gold!
David Ochieng (Guest) on September 30, 2022
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. ๐๐
Lucy Wangui (Guest) on September 26, 2022
Whoever said money canโt buy happiness didnโt know where to shop. ๐ต๐๏ธ
Fadhili (Guest) on September 23, 2022
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. ๐๐ช
Rabia (Guest) on September 23, 2022
This joke just made my dayโhilarious! ๐คฃ
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on September 17, 2022
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. ๐ฆฉ๐
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on September 11, 2022
๐ This is pure brilliance!
David Nyerere (Guest) on September 2, 2022
If at first, you donโt succeed, then skydiving definitely isnโt for you. ๐ชโ
Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on August 30, 2022
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. ๐ค๐
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on August 19, 2022
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! ๐๐ท
Sarah Karani (Guest) on July 27, 2022
Why donโt vampires like garlic? Itโs a pain in the neck! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ง
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on June 28, 2022
I donโt procrastinate; I reschedule. ๐๏ธ๐
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on June 25, 2022
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. ๐ ๐ โโ๏ธ
Anna Malela (Guest) on June 24, 2022
If Cinderellaโs shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? ๐ ๐ค
Zakaria (Guest) on June 6, 2022
This joke was on point! Love it! ๐ฏ
Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on June 5, 2022
If stress burned calories, Iโd be a supermodel. ๐ฅ๐
Jabir (Guest) on June 3, 2022
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. ๐๐
Zulekha (Guest) on May 15, 2022
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! ๐๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ
Janet Sumari (Guest) on May 7, 2022
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! ๐ธ๐น
Abubakar (Guest) on May 6, 2022
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. ๐๐
Zakia (Guest) on April 30, 2022
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iโm not so sure. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐