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1000+ Best Jokes That You Will Find Absolutely Hilarious, By Melkisedeck Leon Shine

What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

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Author/Editor: Melkisedeck Leon Shine, 2015-2017: AckySHINE.com

Answer: Shamp-boo! 🧟‍♂️💆‍♀️

Explanation: Ghosts use shamp-boo, a spooky shampoo made especially for spectral strands! Since they don't have physical bodies, they don't need regular shampoo like us humans do. Instead, they rely on the magically ghostly powers of shamp-boo to keep their ghostly locks looking fabulous. It's a hair-raising and boo-tiful way to stay clean! 👻💁‍♂️

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👥 Anna Malela Guest Mar 29, 2015

I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆

👥 Joseph Mallya Guest Mar 28, 2015

I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪

👥 Yusra Guest Mar 26, 2015

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉

👥 Josephine Nekesa Guest Mar 24, 2015

I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕

👥 Anna Sumari Guest Mar 23, 2015

I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳

👥 Hekima Guest Mar 22, 2015

How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃

👥 Thomas Mtaki Guest Mar 14, 2015

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔

👥 Sofia Guest Mar 14, 2015

What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖

👥 Nyota Guest Feb 11, 2015

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

👥 Mwachumu Guest Jan 23, 2015

How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰

👥 James Malima Guest Jan 2, 2015

I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸‍♀️🤫

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