Answer: Santa Claus ๐
Explanation: In December, we have the delightful presence of Santa Claus, who magically appears with his sleigh and reindeer to bring joy and gifts to everyone. No other month can boast of having this jolly old fellow spreading cheer and laughter! ๐๐
Tabu (Guest) on December 19, 2015
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. ๐ธ๐๏ธ
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on December 18, 2015
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! ๐ฅ๐
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on December 14, 2015
Calories donโt count if you eat with friends. ๐ฐ๐ฏโโ๏ธ
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on December 13, 2015
Iโm not bossy, I just have better ideas. ๐ก๐
Ann Wambui (Guest) on November 25, 2015
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. ๐๐งน
Victor Kimario (Guest) on November 21, 2015
Why donโt oysters donate to charity? Because theyโre shellfish! ๐ฆช๐ฐ
Kiza (Guest) on November 16, 2015
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! ๐ฑ๐
Warda (Guest) on November 13, 2015
Donโt make me adult today. ๐ฌ๐งธ
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on November 9, 2015
I smile because I donโt know whatโs going on. ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on November 7, 2015
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. ๐๐ฌ
Salma (Guest) on November 2, 2015
Iโve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. ๐๐ค
Salima (Guest) on October 28, 2015
Iโd rather be someoneโs shot of whiskey than everyoneโs cup of tea. ๐ฅโ
Anna Malela (Guest) on October 26, 2015
I'm not lazy; Iโm just highly motivated to do nothing. ๐๏ธ๐
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on October 26, 2015
Iโve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐ถ
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on October 26, 2015
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐ด๐
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on October 18, 2015
๐ Mood instantly lifted!
Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on October 11, 2015
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. ๐ค๐คธโโ๏ธ
Rahma (Guest) on October 3, 2015
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! ๐โ๏ธ
Rehema (Guest) on September 27, 2015
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on September 25, 2015
This joke is a keeper for sure! ๐
Nora Kidata (Guest) on September 25, 2015
Whatโs a frogโs favorite candy? Lollihops! ๐ธ๐ญ
Victor Kimario (Guest) on September 25, 2015
๐ Iโm definitely stealing this one!
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on September 16, 2015
Iโm not late. Iโm just early for tomorrow. โฐ๐
Shamim (Guest) on September 1, 2015
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. ๐๐
Zainab (Guest) on August 29, 2015
Life is too short to remove USB safely. ๐๐ป
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on August 27, 2015
I donโt need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ๐๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ
Francis Njeru (Guest) on August 18, 2015
Running late is my cardio. ๐๐โโ๏ธ
Grace Wairimu (Guest) on August 18, 2015
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! ๐ฅท๐
Jackson Makori (Guest) on August 13, 2015
๐ You totally won the internet today!
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on August 6, 2015
Whatโs a ghostโs favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! ๐ป๐ฅง
Kijakazi (Guest) on August 1, 2015
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they donโt like bills! ๐ฆ๐ต
Shani (Guest) on July 19, 2015
Why donโt vampires like garlic? Itโs a pain in the neck! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ง
David Sokoine (Guest) on July 18, 2015
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. ๐๏ธ๐ญ
Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on July 18, 2015
They say 'donโt try this at home,' so Iโm coming over to your house to try it. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐ก
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on July 17, 2015
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, Iโd be rich... and probably still hungry. ๐๐ต
Sekela (Guest) on July 11, 2015
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. ๐ฐ๐คฃ
Sharifa (Guest) on July 7, 2015
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. ๐๐
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on July 7, 2015
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. ๐ผ๐ด
Rubea (Guest) on June 29, 2015
I donโt care if the glass is half full or half empty. Iโm just glad itโs not a shot glass. ๐ฅ๐น
Mchuma (Guest) on June 20, 2015
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. ๐ฉ๐
Latifa (Guest) on June 5, 2015
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. โณ๐โโ๏ธ
Asha (Guest) on June 4, 2015
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! ๐๐คฃ
Charles Mrope (Guest) on May 28, 2015
I run like the winded. ๐โโ๏ธ๐ฎโ๐จ
Muslima (Guest) on May 22, 2015
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ๐ฉโ
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on May 22, 2015
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! ๐ฎ๐
Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on May 16, 2015
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you canโt laugh at yourself, call meโIโll laugh at you. ๐คฃ๐
Zakia (Guest) on May 15, 2015
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! ๐ป๐
Joy Wacera (Guest) on May 8, 2015
I have a degree in sarcasm. ๐๐
Mwajabu (Guest) on May 7, 2015
๐ Definitely my new go-to joke!
Martin Otieno (Guest) on May 4, 2015
๐ Sharing right away!
Asha (Guest) on May 4, 2015
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. ๐ฆฉ๐
Kahina (Guest) on May 3, 2015
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. โค๏ธ๐
John Malisa (Guest) on May 1, 2015
I hate when Iโm singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. ๐ค๐คทโโ๏ธ
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on April 30, 2015
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. ๐ฅ๐ฐ๏ธ
George Wanjala (Guest) on April 29, 2015
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! ๐๐
Violet Mumo (Guest) on April 20, 2015
Whatโs a catโs favorite color? Purr-ple! ๐ฑ๐
Nasra (Guest) on April 18, 2015
Iโd give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. ๐๐ค
Ibrahim (Guest) on April 18, 2015
Why donโt skeletons go to scary movies? They donโt have the guts! ๐๐ฌ
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on April 17, 2015
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! ๐โ๏ธ
James Mduma (Guest) on April 17, 2015
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! ๐ถ๐งป