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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Feb 26, 2016
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Feb 21, 2016
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Jan 29, 2016
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
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Mwafirika
Guest
Jan 19, 2016
🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Jan 4, 2016
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
Jan 1, 2016
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Dec 30, 2015
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋
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Kazija
Guest
Dec 21, 2015
I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸♂️😎
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David Kawawa
Guest
Dec 12, 2015
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆♂️😂
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Dec 11, 2015
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Dec 10, 2015
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Dec 10, 2015
😂 I’m dying!
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Nov 27, 2015
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Sultan
Guest
Nov 17, 2015
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴☠️📚
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
Nov 7, 2015
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Nov 4, 2015
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Nov 4, 2015
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
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Irene Makena
Guest
Oct 26, 2015
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Oct 22, 2015
😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!
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Mwachumu
Guest
Oct 19, 2015
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Oct 14, 2015
😅 I’m still cracking up!
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
Oct 12, 2015
😃 Mood instantly lifted!
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Oct 3, 2015
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂
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Makame
Guest
Sep 28, 2015
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️
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Halimah
Guest
Sep 22, 2015
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩👧🤷♂️
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Sep 21, 2015
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Sep 19, 2015
😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Sep 16, 2015
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷♂️😅
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Sep 15, 2015
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Sep 8, 2015
The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Sep 6, 2015
I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸♂️💪
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Sep 2, 2015
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅♂️
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Masika
Guest
Aug 26, 2015
😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!
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David Ochieng
Guest
Aug 22, 2015
😂 I need to save this one forever!
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Faiza
Guest
Jul 22, 2015
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
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John Lissu
Guest
Jul 19, 2015
Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Jul 16, 2015
😂 This is a keeper!
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Jul 13, 2015
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿
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Amani
Guest
Jul 12, 2015
Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻
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Salma
Guest
Jul 7, 2015
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Jul 3, 2015
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
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Anna Mchome
Guest
Jun 30, 2015
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴☠️🥬
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Athumani
Guest
Jun 24, 2015
😄 You got me!
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Khatib
Guest
Jun 19, 2015
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶
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Husna
Guest
Jun 17, 2015
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸♀️🤫
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Jun 14, 2015
😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Jun 10, 2015
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞
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Ann Awino
Guest
Jun 8, 2015
Monday should be optional. 😴⏳
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Mwakisu
Guest
Jun 3, 2015
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
May 26, 2015
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮♀️
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
May 16, 2015
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
May 15, 2015
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋♀️
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
May 8, 2015
😆 Saving this one!
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Grace Mligo
Guest
May 1, 2015
😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
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Joy Wacera
Guest
Apr 23, 2015
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Apr 20, 2015
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Apr 6, 2015
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭
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Kahina
Guest
Apr 5, 2015
If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅
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Rahma
Guest
Mar 28, 2015
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
