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Sarah Mbise
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Mar 21, 2016
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
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Zainab
Guest
Mar 20, 2016
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
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Sultan
Guest
Mar 13, 2016
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
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Maneno
Guest
Mar 9, 2016
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇♀️😆
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Masika
Guest
Mar 1, 2016
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂
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Juma
Guest
Feb 24, 2016
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
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Husna
Guest
Feb 16, 2016
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌
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Saidi
Guest
Feb 10, 2016
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
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Issack
Guest
Jan 22, 2016
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
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Habiba
Guest
Jan 20, 2016
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Jan 18, 2016
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Jan 8, 2016
😆 Saving this one!
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Jan 2, 2016
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Dec 28, 2015
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠
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Mwajuma
Guest
Dec 26, 2015
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
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Rehema
Guest
Dec 18, 2015
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
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Rashid
Guest
Dec 8, 2015
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Dec 2, 2015
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Nov 29, 2015
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Nov 19, 2015
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
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Anna Malela
Guest
Nov 18, 2015
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Nov 13, 2015
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Nov 10, 2015
😂 Gotta save this!
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Nov 5, 2015
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
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Anna Mchome
Guest
Nov 2, 2015
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Oct 23, 2015
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
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James Malima
Guest
Oct 21, 2015
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼
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Saidi
Guest
Oct 16, 2015
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Oct 12, 2015
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴☠️🌊
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Oct 11, 2015
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
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Ahmed
Guest
Oct 3, 2015
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Sep 27, 2015
If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Sep 26, 2015
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Sep 20, 2015
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨🌾🏆
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Mwafirika
Guest
Sep 13, 2015
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
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Sharifa
Guest
Sep 9, 2015
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Sep 1, 2015
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
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Binti
Guest
Aug 29, 2015
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍♂️🍔
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Aug 24, 2015
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Aug 23, 2015
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭
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Mhina
Guest
Aug 6, 2015
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵
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Farida
Guest
Aug 4, 2015
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
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John Kamande
Guest
Aug 2, 2015
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Jul 31, 2015
😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
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Mariam
Guest
Jul 30, 2015
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Jul 5, 2015
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️
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David Sokoine
Guest
Jul 4, 2015
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷♂️🏗️
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Hekima
Guest
Jun 28, 2015
😁 Best laugh of the day!
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Jun 28, 2015
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭
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Sultan
Guest
Jun 27, 2015
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
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David Kawawa
Guest
Jun 23, 2015
😃 Instant mood boost!
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Aziza
Guest
Jun 18, 2015
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭
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Safiya
Guest
Jun 18, 2015
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
May 25, 2015
😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
May 21, 2015
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Apr 19, 2015
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
Apr 16, 2015
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Apr 7, 2015
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯
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Omar
Guest
Mar 29, 2015
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Mar 27, 2015
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️
