Short Answer: Fry-day! 🍟
Explanation: The potato looks forward to every day of the week, except Friday, because that's when it knows it might end up as a tasty fry! 😄🥔
Short Answer: Fry-day! 🍟
Explanation: The potato looks forward to every day of the week, except Friday, because that's when it knows it might end up as a tasty fry! 😄🥔
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Sekela (Guest) on March 4, 2016
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on March 2, 2016
This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on February 25, 2016
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄
Mwanais (Guest) on February 18, 2016
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
Patrick Akech (Guest) on January 30, 2016
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
Hekima (Guest) on January 4, 2016
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on January 3, 2016
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛♂️🍊
Mashaka (Guest) on December 28, 2015
What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on December 28, 2015
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
Hashim (Guest) on December 23, 2015
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍♂️
Nasra (Guest) on December 22, 2015
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on December 19, 2015
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
Charles Wafula (Guest) on December 12, 2015
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
Jane Muthui (Guest) on December 8, 2015
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on December 7, 2015
😆 Totally hilarious!
Yusra (Guest) on December 2, 2015
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
Shabani (Guest) on November 26, 2015
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on November 26, 2015
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡
Furaha (Guest) on November 24, 2015
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on November 8, 2015
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️♀️
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on November 6, 2015
😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on November 3, 2015
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
Carol Nyakio (Guest) on October 29, 2015
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on October 23, 2015
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁
Mwanaisha (Guest) on September 28, 2015
Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️
Husna (Guest) on September 13, 2015
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on September 10, 2015
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚
Zuhura (Guest) on September 7, 2015
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on August 27, 2015
😄 You got me!
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on August 21, 2015
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on July 31, 2015
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂
Sultan (Guest) on July 24, 2015
🤣 Pure genius!
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on July 24, 2015
My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠
Diana Mallya (Guest) on July 17, 2015
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋
Athumani (Guest) on July 16, 2015
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
Jabir (Guest) on July 15, 2015
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
Bahati (Guest) on July 11, 2015
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥
Sumaya (Guest) on July 6, 2015
😃 Mood instantly lifted!
Mzee (Guest) on June 24, 2015
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on June 14, 2015
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
James Malima (Guest) on June 13, 2015
Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃♀️🥵
Mtumwa (Guest) on June 4, 2015
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on May 22, 2015
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆
Grace Minja (Guest) on May 17, 2015
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂
Rehema (Guest) on May 8, 2015
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
Lucy Wangui (Guest) on May 5, 2015
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on April 30, 2015
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
Mwanaidha (Guest) on April 28, 2015
😁 This is gold!
Amir (Guest) on April 21, 2015
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮♂️
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on April 18, 2015
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
Jaffar (Guest) on April 13, 2015
😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!
Rehema (Guest) on April 13, 2015
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on April 5, 2015
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
Khadija (Guest) on April 2, 2015
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀
Tambwe (Guest) on March 29, 2015
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️
Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on February 27, 2015
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on February 21, 2015
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on February 12, 2015
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
Charles Mchome (Guest) on February 12, 2015
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on February 11, 2015
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐