I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
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Mwanais
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Sep 17, 2024
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️
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Athumani
Guest
Sep 14, 2024
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Sep 12, 2024
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
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Joseph Kawawa
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Sep 10, 2024
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Sep 9, 2024
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀
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Anna Kibwana
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Aug 16, 2024
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡
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Baraka
Guest
Aug 14, 2024
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Aug 12, 2024
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
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Nasra
Guest
Aug 9, 2024
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Aug 3, 2024
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬
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Salum
Guest
Aug 3, 2024
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Jul 24, 2024
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆♂️😂
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Jun 26, 2024
I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Jun 26, 2024
😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Jun 22, 2024
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
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John Lissu
Guest
Jun 22, 2024
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴☠️🦵
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Mtumwa
Guest
Jun 11, 2024
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖
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Rubea
Guest
Jun 9, 2024
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Jun 4, 2024
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Jun 2, 2024
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
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Diana Mallya
Guest
May 18, 2024
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛♂️🤧
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Fadhili
Guest
Apr 28, 2024
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
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John Mwangi
Guest
Apr 23, 2024
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷♂️🏗️
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Apr 23, 2024
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Apr 12, 2024
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
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Mwafirika
Guest
Apr 10, 2024
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Mar 31, 2024
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋
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George Tenga
Guest
Mar 25, 2024
Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃♀️🥵
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Mar 23, 2024
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞
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Jafari
Guest
Mar 16, 2024
I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Mar 12, 2024
🤣 Sharing this right now!
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Zakia
Guest
Mar 7, 2024
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
Mar 7, 2024
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Feb 23, 2024
😄 Perfect joke!
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David Musyoka
Guest
Feb 22, 2024
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨
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Kassim
Guest
Feb 18, 2024
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸♂️
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Latifa
Guest
Feb 17, 2024
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
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Jafari
Guest
Feb 14, 2024
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
Feb 9, 2024
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️
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James Kawawa
Guest
Jan 31, 2024
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Jan 20, 2024
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Jan 16, 2024
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓
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Sofia
Guest
Jan 7, 2024
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Jan 3, 2024
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Nuru
Guest
Dec 21, 2023
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
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Violet Mumo
Guest
Dec 18, 2023
Thanks Ackyshine
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Nassor
Guest
Dec 17, 2023
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Dec 13, 2023
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Dec 6, 2023
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Dec 6, 2023
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨
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Neema
Guest
Dec 5, 2023
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔
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Mashaka
Guest
Nov 24, 2023
😄 You totally won the internet today!
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Safiya
Guest
Nov 17, 2023
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
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Chiku
Guest
Nov 16, 2023
😆 Totally hilarious!
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Nov 14, 2023
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Nov 10, 2023
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Nov 1, 2023
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐
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Rahma
Guest
Oct 27, 2023
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
Oct 24, 2023
😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!
