Why did the elephant cross the road?

Ali (Guest) on September 20, 2024

I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌

Mwanais (Guest) on September 17, 2024

I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️

Athumani (Guest) on September 14, 2024

Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋

Linda Karimi (Guest) on September 12, 2024

If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on September 10, 2024

I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on September 9, 2024

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on August 16, 2024

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡

Baraka (Guest) on August 14, 2024

How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on August 12, 2024

Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴

Nasra (Guest) on August 9, 2024

I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on August 3, 2024

I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬

Salum (Guest) on August 3, 2024

If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on July 24, 2024

In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆‍♂️😂

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on June 26, 2024

I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on June 26, 2024

😂 I’m seriously crying over here!

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on June 22, 2024

I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳

John Lissu (Guest) on June 22, 2024

What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴‍☠️🦵

Mtumwa (Guest) on June 11, 2024

I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖

Rubea (Guest) on June 9, 2024

I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on June 4, 2024

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Rose Waithera (Guest) on June 2, 2024

I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆

Diana Mallya (Guest) on May 18, 2024

How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛‍♂️🤧

Fadhili (Guest) on April 28, 2024

Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰

John Mwangi (Guest) on April 23, 2024

How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷‍♂️🏗️

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on April 23, 2024

What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭

Henry Mollel (Guest) on April 12, 2024

Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴

Mwafirika (Guest) on April 10, 2024

This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂

Mwanahawa (Guest) on March 31, 2024

Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋

George Tenga (Guest) on March 25, 2024

Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃‍♀️🥵

Patrick Akech (Guest) on March 23, 2024

Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞

Jafari (Guest) on March 16, 2024

I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣

Diana Mallya (Guest) on March 12, 2024

🤣 Sharing this right now!

Zakia (Guest) on March 7, 2024

What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on March 7, 2024

If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on February 23, 2024

😄 Perfect joke!

David Musyoka (Guest) on February 22, 2024

Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨

Kassim (Guest) on February 18, 2024

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸‍♂️

Latifa (Guest) on February 17, 2024

Love this! Keep them coming! 😁

Jafari (Guest) on February 14, 2024

I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on February 9, 2024

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️

James Kawawa (Guest) on January 31, 2024

Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on January 20, 2024

My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈

Moses Mwita (Guest) on January 16, 2024

Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓

Sofia (Guest) on January 7, 2024

Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on January 3, 2024

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Nuru (Guest) on December 21, 2023

The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️

Violet Mumo (Guest) on December 18, 2023

Thanks Ackyshine

Nassor (Guest) on December 17, 2023

I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌

Nora Kidata (Guest) on December 13, 2023

What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on December 6, 2023

Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on December 6, 2023

What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨

Neema (Guest) on December 5, 2023

Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔

Mashaka (Guest) on November 24, 2023

😄 You totally won the internet today!

Safiya (Guest) on November 17, 2023

How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠

Chiku (Guest) on November 16, 2023

😆 Totally hilarious!

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on November 14, 2023

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on November 10, 2023

My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃

Mwanaidha (Guest) on November 1, 2023

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐

Rahma (Guest) on October 27, 2023

How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on October 24, 2023

😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!