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Violet Mumo
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Sep 18, 2024
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶♂️
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Diana Mumbua
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Sep 15, 2024
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
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Diana Mumbua
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Sep 14, 2024
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱
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Hassan
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Sep 6, 2024
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️
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Ruth Kibona
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Sep 2, 2024
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃♂️
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Nancy Komba
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Aug 17, 2024
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣
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Nashon
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Aug 13, 2024
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Mashaka
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Aug 7, 2024
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸♀️😅
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Chris Okello
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Jul 19, 2024
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
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Lydia Mzindakaya
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Jul 5, 2024
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Jun 24, 2024
😆 That punchline!
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Maneno
Guest
Jun 21, 2024
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂
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Carol Nyakio
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Jun 5, 2024
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
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Michael Onyango
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May 29, 2024
😆 Saving this one!
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Baraka
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May 28, 2024
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️
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Mwafirika
Guest
May 28, 2024
😁 This just made my day!
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Janet Sumari
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May 22, 2024
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
May 8, 2024
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Apr 30, 2024
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Apr 26, 2024
Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Apr 21, 2024
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓
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Zakia
Guest
Apr 5, 2024
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜
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Francis Mrope
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Apr 4, 2024
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Apr 3, 2024
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Mar 26, 2024
😄 Perfect joke!
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Mar 15, 2024
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Mar 10, 2024
This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆
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Hekima
Guest
Feb 27, 2024
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Feb 26, 2024
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
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Furaha
Guest
Feb 21, 2024
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Feb 19, 2024
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝
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Juma
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Feb 17, 2024
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷♂️
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Feb 13, 2024
😆 This one really got me!
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Feb 11, 2024
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
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Yusuf
Guest
Feb 11, 2024
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️
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Bakari
Guest
Jan 28, 2024
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀
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Sarah Mbise
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Jan 27, 2024
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
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Mwachumu
Guest
Jan 11, 2024
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Jan 3, 2024
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
Jan 1, 2024
🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
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John Malisa
Guest
Dec 30, 2023
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Dec 26, 2023
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
Dec 19, 2023
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Dec 14, 2023
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
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James Kawawa
Guest
Dec 7, 2023
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
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Biashara
Guest
Dec 4, 2023
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Dec 4, 2023
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Nov 24, 2023
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
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Kijakazi
Guest
Nov 6, 2023
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
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Kijakazi
Guest
Oct 30, 2023
What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥
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Abubakar
Guest
Oct 27, 2023
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
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Abubakari
Guest
Oct 21, 2023
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
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John Kamande
Guest
Oct 19, 2023
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
Oct 13, 2023
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐
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Joseph Kitine
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Oct 11, 2023
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧
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George Wanjala
Guest
Oct 5, 2023
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨⚖️👔
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George Tenga
Guest
Sep 27, 2023
😆 Can’t stop laughing!
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
Sep 24, 2023
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪
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Mwafirika
Guest
Sep 19, 2023
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
