The most important key at Thanksgiving dinner is the "tur-key"! π¦
Explanation: The riddle plays on the word "key" by using a pun. It implies that the most important key at Thanksgiving dinner is not a literal key, but the delicious turkey, which is the centerpiece of the meal. The use of the turkey emoji adds a playful touch to the answer.
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I canβt wait to tell this joke at my next party! π
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π€£ This one got me good!
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This joke was on point! Love it! π―
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π Can't stop laughing!
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Sarcasm is my love language. π¬π
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π This one really got me!
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