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Stephen Kangethe
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Sep 24, 2024
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
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Aziza
Guest
Sep 16, 2024
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Sep 8, 2024
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛♂️🍊
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George Tenga
Guest
Sep 7, 2024
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️♂️😆
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Anna Malela
Guest
Sep 3, 2024
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Aug 29, 2024
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
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Kassim
Guest
Aug 28, 2024
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊
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Latifa
Guest
Aug 2, 2024
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴♀️😴
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Aug 1, 2024
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
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Hassan
Guest
Jul 31, 2024
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰
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Victor Malima
Guest
Jun 25, 2024
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆
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Jane Muthui
Guest
Jun 6, 2024
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣
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Nora Kidata
Guest
May 23, 2024
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
May 4, 2024
I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Apr 25, 2024
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Apr 23, 2024
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
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Rahma
Guest
Apr 23, 2024
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦♂️🤣
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George Ndungu
Guest
Apr 17, 2024
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
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John Mwangi
Guest
Apr 15, 2024
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Apr 13, 2024
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
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Khalifa
Guest
Apr 9, 2024
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Apr 9, 2024
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Mar 25, 2024
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Mar 24, 2024
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Mar 22, 2024
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
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Aziza
Guest
Mar 13, 2024
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Mar 1, 2024
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
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Zubeida
Guest
Feb 10, 2024
😂 I’m dying!
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Rehema
Guest
Jan 31, 2024
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
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Mwanaidi
Guest
Jan 27, 2024
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️♂️
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Sharifa
Guest
Jan 15, 2024
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾
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Kevin Maina
Guest
Jan 3, 2024
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇♀️😆
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Dec 27, 2023
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔
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Amani
Guest
Dec 15, 2023
🤣 This one got me good!
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Dec 13, 2023
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Dec 7, 2023
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Dec 1, 2023
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Nov 30, 2023
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶♂️
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Nov 29, 2023
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
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George Wanjala
Guest
Nov 25, 2023
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Nov 17, 2023
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Nov 7, 2023
😂 Can't stop laughing!
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Oct 28, 2023
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨
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George Mallya
Guest
Oct 14, 2023
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴☠️🎶
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Sultan
Guest
Oct 13, 2023
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
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Bahati
Guest
Oct 10, 2023
Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Oct 7, 2023
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
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Biashara
Guest
Oct 5, 2023
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀
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Muslima
Guest
Sep 28, 2023
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
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Sofia
Guest
Sep 16, 2023
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
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John Malisa
Guest
Sep 15, 2023
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
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George Tenga
Guest
Sep 12, 2023
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
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Khalifa
Guest
Sep 7, 2023
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️
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Shamsa
Guest
Aug 26, 2023
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Aug 19, 2023
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Rukia
Guest
Aug 14, 2023
😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!
😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Jul 18, 2023
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️
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Bahati
Guest
Jul 16, 2023
😆 This one really got me!
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Jamila
Guest
Jul 8, 2023
What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋
