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Mar 6, 2017
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Mar 2, 2017
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Abubakar
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Feb 28, 2017
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. ππ§
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Grace Majaliwa
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Feb 26, 2017
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! ππ
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Furaha
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Feb 21, 2017
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Iβm still laughing!
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Joseph Kawawa
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Feb 17, 2017
Wow, this joke is a total winner! π
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Saidi
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Feb 3, 2017
π€£ This one got me good!
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Nancy Kawawa
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Jan 25, 2017
π€£ Pure genius!
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Athumani
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Jan 17, 2017
This joke just made my dayβhilarious! π€£
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Moses Mwita
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Jan 15, 2017
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Alice Mrema
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Jan 15, 2017
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? ποΈπ§
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Hawa
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Jan 14, 2017
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. π‘π
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Thomas Mtaki
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Jan 13, 2017
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Lucy Wangui
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Jan 9, 2017
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Dorothy Nkya
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Jan 6, 2017
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Nashon
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Jan 5, 2017
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! πΈπΉ
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Henry Sokoine
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Dec 30, 2016
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. β‘π
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Binti
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Dec 21, 2016
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. π©³π
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Makame
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Dec 17, 2016
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know Iβm not dead. ποΈπ
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Majid
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Dec 15, 2016
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Sarafina
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Dec 13, 2016
Why donβt basketball players ever go on vacation? Theyβre afraid of traveling! πβοΈ
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Grace Majaliwa
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Dec 5, 2016
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! πΌοΈπ¨
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Joy Wacera
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Nov 24, 2016
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! ππ€£
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Neema
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Nov 24, 2016
I donβt make mistakes. I date them. ππ
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Kassim
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Nov 12, 2016
I didnβt see that punchline comingβhilarious! π€£
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Mwanajuma
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Nov 9, 2016
Why donβt skeletons fight each other? They donβt have the guts. ππ₯
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Hashim
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Nov 9, 2016
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! πΎπ΅
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Mary Kendi
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Nov 7, 2016
Whatβs a skeletonβs least favorite room in the house? The living room! πποΈ
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Tabu
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Oct 19, 2016
π Mood instantly lifted!
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Nora Lowassa
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Oct 4, 2016
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. π§π€²
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Kijakazi
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Sep 27, 2016
I had my patience tested. Iβm negative. πβ³
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Binti
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Sep 24, 2016
Iβve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. π§ββοΈπ
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Rahim
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Sep 22, 2016
Why canβt you trust stairs? Because theyβre always up to something! ππ€
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Alice Jebet
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Aug 24, 2016
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! ππ
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Halima
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Aug 23, 2016
Why canβt you give Elsa a balloon? Because sheβll let it go! πβοΈ
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James Kimani
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Aug 21, 2016
I wonβt be impressed with technology until I can download food. ππ»
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Ali
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Aug 12, 2016
This joke is a keeper for sure! π
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Monica Lissu
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Aug 12, 2016
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. π¦ΈββοΈπ
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Athumani
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Aug 6, 2016
Why was the math book always confused? It couldnβt figure anything out! ππ€·ββοΈ
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Charles Mrope
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Aug 1, 2016
Whatβs orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! π₯π¦
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Binti
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Jul 31, 2016
Why donβt skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! π¦΄π
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David Ochieng
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Jul 27, 2016
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. π°π€£
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Nicholas Wanjohi
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Jul 22, 2016
π€£ This joke is just too good!
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Patrick Kidata
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Jul 14, 2016
Love this! Keep them coming! π
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Yusra
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Jul 10, 2016
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! ππ
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Henry Sokoine
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Jul 10, 2016
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Anna Mchome
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Jun 27, 2016
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Ann Awino
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Jun 27, 2016
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. β³πββοΈ
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Jane Malecela
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Jun 25, 2016
When nothing goes right, go left. β¬
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Grace Wairimu
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Jun 23, 2016
π Canβt wait to share this!
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Nassar
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Jun 18, 2016
How do you organize a space party? You planet! ππͺ
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Nancy Komba
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Jun 2, 2016
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Needed this laugh, thanks!
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Agnes Lowassa
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May 31, 2016
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Grace Minja
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May 20, 2016
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Edwin Ndambuki
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May 18, 2016
I'm not lazy; Iβm just highly motivated to do nothing. ποΈπ
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Masika
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May 14, 2016
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Mwalimu
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May 14, 2016
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! ππ₯
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Grace Wairimu
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May 5, 2016
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Mary Kidata
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Apr 30, 2016
π Saving this one!
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Selemani
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Apr 25, 2016
I was having a bad day until I read this! π