Short answer: Because they crack up too easily! ๐ฅ๐
Explanation: Eggs are known for their fragile shells, so when they hear a joke, they can't help but crack up (literally)! They have such a delicate sense of humor that even the slightest chuckle can cause them to break into laughter. No wonder they hate jokes, they just can't handle the yolk! ๐ฅ๐
Maida (Guest) on March 30, 2017
Whatโs Beethovenโs favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! ๐น๐
Mwanahawa (Guest) on March 27, 2017
Whatโs a catโs favorite color? Purr-ple! ๐ฑ๐
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on March 27, 2017
Iโm not lazy, Iโm on energy-saving mode. ๐ค๐
Zuhura (Guest) on March 26, 2017
What do you call a can opener that doesnโt work? A canโt opener! ๐ฅซ๐ซ
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on March 26, 2017
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. ๐๐ฌ
Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on March 19, 2017
Why couldnโt the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! ๐๐
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on March 2, 2017
Iโm on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. ๐ฆ๐
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on February 22, 2017
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! ๐๐ฅ
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on February 19, 2017
Iโm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. ๐ง ๐คฏ
Ndoto (Guest) on February 16, 2017
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. ๐๐งน
David Kawawa (Guest) on February 15, 2017
Whatโs a pirateโs favorite letter? You think itโs R, but it be the C! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐
Nuru (Guest) on February 9, 2017
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ถ
Fikiri (Guest) on February 8, 2017
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. ๐ป๐ฃ๏ธ
Hekima (Guest) on February 7, 2017
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, Iโll go on ahead! ๐ฉ๐โโ๏ธ
Mariam Hassan (Guest) on February 7, 2017
Whatโs a cowโs favorite place to go? The moo-vies! ๐๐ฅ
Jamal (Guest) on January 22, 2017
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iโm not so sure. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on January 14, 2017
I canโt wait to tell this joke at my next party! ๐
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on January 9, 2017
I love sleep because itโs like a time machine to breakfast. ๐๏ธ๐ฅ
Omari (Guest) on December 29, 2016
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! ๐ธ๐
Leila (Guest) on December 28, 2016
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! ๐๐
Irene Akoth (Guest) on December 25, 2016
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. ๐ผ๐ธ
Rahma (Guest) on December 21, 2016
๐คฃ This one got me good!
Mwagonda (Guest) on December 18, 2016
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. ๐ช๐
Chiku (Guest) on December 9, 2016
I donโt need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. โ๐
George Mallya (Guest) on December 7, 2016
Why donโt we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? ๐ฑ๐ฐ
Rabia (Guest) on December 7, 2016
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. ๐ซ๐โโ๏ธ
Lucy Wangui (Guest) on November 29, 2016
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. ๐ฉณ๐
John Kamande (Guest) on November 19, 2016
๐ Iโm still laughing!
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on November 10, 2016
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! ๐ฐ๐๏ธ
Mgeni (Guest) on October 29, 2016
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! ๐๐ฅ
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on October 29, 2016
๐ Iโm saving this one!
Zakia (Guest) on October 28, 2016
This joke was on point! Love it! ๐ฏ
Daniel Obura (Guest) on October 22, 2016
๐ This is an absolute gem of a joke!
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on October 19, 2016
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. โณ๐โโ๏ธ
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on October 7, 2016
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. ๐ฉ๐
Zuhura (Guest) on October 7, 2016
Whatโs a skeletonโs least favorite room in the house? The living room! ๐๐๏ธ
Mary Njeri (Guest) on September 8, 2016
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! ๐โค๏ธ
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on September 5, 2016
Iโm not clumsy. Itโs just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. ๐๐๏ธ
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on September 2, 2016
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! ๐๐
Rahma (Guest) on August 31, 2016
๐ Nailed it!
Hawa (Guest) on August 25, 2016
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. ๐ชโ
Abubakari (Guest) on August 16, 2016
๐ You got me!
Mwagonda (Guest) on August 3, 2016
Iโve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldnโt say that' to 'What the heck, letโs see what happens'. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐คญ
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on July 31, 2016
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! ๐ฆ๐ฅ
Peter Otieno (Guest) on July 27, 2016
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. ๐โ๏ธ
Mwanajuma (Guest) on July 15, 2016
Iโm not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? ๐๐ง
John Lissu (Guest) on July 10, 2016
If Monday had a face, Iโd punch it. ๐ฅ๐
Maulid (Guest) on July 9, 2016
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. ๐๐
Zulekha (Guest) on June 30, 2016
Iโm not late. Iโm just very early for tomorrow. โฐ๐
Nahida (Guest) on June 29, 2016
Why donโt elephants use computers? Theyโre afraid of the mouse! ๐๐ฑ๏ธ
Mwakisu (Guest) on May 26, 2016
๐ Pure comedy gold!
Tabu (Guest) on May 25, 2016
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! ๐๐
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on May 19, 2016
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. ๐๐ง
Zubeida (Guest) on May 19, 2016
Why donโt crabs give to charity? Because theyโre shellfish! ๐ฆ๐ฐ
Zuhura (Guest) on May 14, 2016
I donโt procrastinate; I reschedule. ๐๏ธ๐
Rashid (Guest) on May 11, 2016
๐ I canโt even breathe, so funny!
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on May 8, 2016
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! โฐ๐
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on May 1, 2016
I always give 100% at workโ12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... ๐ ๐
Henry Mollel (Guest) on April 26, 2016
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. ๐ฒ๐
Josephine (Guest) on April 15, 2016
I hate when Iโm singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. ๐ค๐ถ