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Anna Mahiga
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Apr 11, 2017
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️♂️🤏
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Monica Nyalandu
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Apr 8, 2017
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️
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Michael Onyango
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Mar 25, 2017
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
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Lydia Wanyama
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Mar 23, 2017
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
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Rashid
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Mar 17, 2017
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵
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Hekima
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Mar 10, 2017
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️♂️😆
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋
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Victor Malima
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Mar 5, 2017
😆 Bookmarking this!
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Mar 4, 2017
I run like the winded. 🏃♂️💨
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Habiba
Guest
Feb 26, 2017
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭
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Abdillah
Guest
Feb 25, 2017
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣
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Ruth Kibona
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Feb 24, 2017
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Feb 24, 2017
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯
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Issack
Guest
Feb 20, 2017
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭
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Faiza
Guest
Feb 17, 2017
🤣 That twist at the end, though!
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Feb 16, 2017
Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏
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Arifa
Guest
Feb 7, 2017
😄 Pure comedy gold!
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Baraka
Guest
Jan 23, 2017
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Jan 20, 2017
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
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John Malisa
Guest
Jan 15, 2017
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴☠️🦵
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Dec 30, 2016
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼
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Thomas Mtaki
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Dec 18, 2016
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Dec 6, 2016
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
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Maneno
Guest
Nov 18, 2016
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Mgeni
Guest
Nov 5, 2016
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
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Farida
Guest
Oct 31, 2016
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Oct 23, 2016
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
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Shamsa
Guest
Oct 10, 2016
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Oct 6, 2016
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Oct 4, 2016
Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷♂️
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Sep 25, 2016
😄 You got me good!
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Sep 24, 2016
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Sep 21, 2016
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Sep 9, 2016
😆 Totally hilarious!
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Bakari
Guest
Aug 19, 2016
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Aug 15, 2016
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Aug 12, 2016
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️
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Jafari
Guest
Jul 31, 2016
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Jul 26, 2016
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆
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John Kamande
Guest
Jul 24, 2016
I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Jul 21, 2016
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
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Furaha
Guest
Jul 9, 2016
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Jul 9, 2016
I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Ndoto
Guest
Jul 4, 2016
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Jul 1, 2016
🤣 Sharing this with everyone!
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Zakia
Guest
Jun 30, 2016
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
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Ahmed
Guest
Jun 22, 2016
😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!
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Masika
Guest
Jun 22, 2016
😁 Added to my favorites!
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
May 29, 2016
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️
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Mgeni
Guest
May 24, 2016
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
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Jane Malecela
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May 20, 2016
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋♀️
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Daniel Obura
Guest
May 6, 2016
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴☠️🥬
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Bakari
Guest
Apr 29, 2016
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
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Stephen Mushi
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Apr 26, 2016
Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜
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Mwagonda
Guest
Apr 24, 2016
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Apr 16, 2016
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Safiya
Guest
Apr 13, 2016
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
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Hashim
Guest
Apr 13, 2016
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎
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Mary Njeri
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Apr 11, 2016
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
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Elizabeth Mtei
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Mar 22, 2016
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
