Short Answer: Because it had a head start! ๐โโ๏ธ๐ฅฌ
Explanation: The answer plays on the double meaning of "head," as both a part of the cabbage and a term used to describe an advantage at the beginning of a race. By using a pun, the answer creates a light-hearted and humorous tone. The emoji adds an extra touch of playfulness to the response.
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on April 11, 2017
Iโm not overweight. Iโm just under-tall. ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐ค
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on April 8, 2017
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! ๐โ๏ธ
Michael Onyango (Guest) on March 25, 2017
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! ๐ถ๐ต
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on March 23, 2017
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! ๐ฆ๐ด
Rashid (Guest) on March 17, 2017
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they donโt like bills! ๐ฆ๐ต
Hekima (Guest) on March 10, 2017
I canโt believe I forgot to go to the gym today. Thatโs seven years in a row now. ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐
Chum (Guest) on March 5, 2017
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! ๐ป๐
Victor Malima (Guest) on March 5, 2017
๐ Bookmarking this!
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on March 4, 2017
I run like the winded. ๐โโ๏ธ๐จ
Habiba (Guest) on February 26, 2017
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. ๐๐ญ
Abdillah (Guest) on February 25, 2017
Iโm still laughing, that was too good! ๐คฃ
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on February 24, 2017
๐ I had to share this with everyone!
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on February 24, 2017
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! ๐๐ฏ
Issack (Guest) on February 20, 2017
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. ๐๏ธ๐ญ
Faiza (Guest) on February 17, 2017
๐คฃ That twist at the end, though!
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on February 16, 2017
Sarcasm is my love language. ๐ฌ๐
Arifa (Guest) on February 7, 2017
๐ Pure comedy gold!
Baraka (Guest) on January 23, 2017
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! ๐๐คฃ
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on January 20, 2017
Why donโt basketball players ever go on vacation? Theyโre afraid of traveling! ๐โ๏ธ
John Malisa (Guest) on January 15, 2017
Whatโs a pirateโs favorite exercise? The plank! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ฆต
Grace Wairimu (Guest) on December 30, 2016
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. ๐ฑ๐ผ
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on December 18, 2016
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! ๐๐ฆถ
Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on December 6, 2016
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! ๐ธ๐ป
Maneno (Guest) on November 18, 2016
If Monday had a face, Iโd punch it. ๐ฅ๐
Mgeni (Guest) on November 5, 2016
Sorry, I canโt come to the phone right now. Iโm busy being fabulous. ๐๐
Farida (Guest) on October 31, 2016
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! ๐
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on October 23, 2016
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! ๐๐ฅ
Shamsa (Guest) on October 10, 2016
I didnโt see that punchline comingโhilarious! ๐คฃ
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on October 6, 2016
I havenโt even gone to bed yet, and I already canโt wait to come home from work tomorrow. ๐๐
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on October 4, 2016
Why was the math book always confused? It couldnโt figure anything out! ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on September 25, 2016
๐ You got me good!
Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on September 24, 2016
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? ๐บ๐
Rose Waithera (Guest) on September 21, 2016
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! ๐ฅ๐ฐ๐
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on September 9, 2016
๐ Totally hilarious!
Bakari (Guest) on August 19, 2016
Iโm not bossy, I just have better ideas. ๐ก๐
Charles Mrope (Guest) on August 15, 2016
Why donโt you write with a broken pencil? Because itโs pointless! โ๏ธ๐
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on August 12, 2016
I love you more than coffee, but please donโt make me prove it. โโค๏ธ
Jafari (Guest) on July 31, 2016
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. ๐ป๐ฃ๏ธ
Jackson Makori (Guest) on July 26, 2016
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. ๐๐
John Kamande (Guest) on July 24, 2016
Iโd rather be someoneโs shot of whiskey than everyoneโs cup of tea. ๐ฅโ
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on July 21, 2016
When I said Iโd do it later, I didnโt mean tomorrow. I meant next year. ๐ ๐
Furaha (Guest) on July 9, 2016
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. ๐๐ฌ
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on July 9, 2016
Iโm not late. Iโm just early for tomorrow. โฐ๐
Ndoto (Guest) on July 4, 2016
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. ๐ผ๐ด
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on July 1, 2016
๐คฃ Sharing this with everyone!
Zakia (Guest) on June 30, 2016
What do you call a boomerang that doesnโt come back? A stick! ๐ช๐ฟ
Ahmed (Guest) on June 22, 2016
๐ This made me laugh out loud for real!
Masika (Guest) on June 22, 2016
๐ Added to my favorites!
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on May 29, 2016
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! ๐ฑ๐ฑ๏ธ
Mgeni (Guest) on May 24, 2016
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! โฐ
Jane Malecela (Guest) on May 20, 2016
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. ๐ซ๐โโ๏ธ
Daniel Obura (Guest) on May 6, 2016
Whatโs a pirateโs favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ฅฌ
Bakari (Guest) on April 29, 2016
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. ๐ค๐
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on April 26, 2016
Why donโt scientists trust stairs? Theyโre always leading you up to something! ๐งช๐ช
Mwagonda (Guest) on April 24, 2016
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! ๐ง๐ฅ
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on April 16, 2016
I love long walks, especially when theyโre taken by people who annoy me. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐
Safiya (Guest) on April 13, 2016
Iโm on a 24-hour coffee break. โโณ
Hashim (Guest) on April 13, 2016
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. ๐ท๐
Mary Njeri (Guest) on April 11, 2016
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I donโt know Y. ๐ ๐ค
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on March 22, 2016
You know youโre lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. ๐๏ธ๐