Short Answer: Because he wanted to play cool jazz! πΊβοΈ
Explanation: The boy kept his trumpet in the freezer because he thought it would bring a whole new meaning to playing cool jazz! By keeping his instrument in the chilly freezer, he believed he could create the coolest and most refreshing tunes ever. Maybe he was trying to invent a new genre called "frosty-funk" or "icy-improvisation"! Who knows, music can sometimes take us to the most unexpected places, even the freezer! π₯ΆπΆ
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on December 19, 2016
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. π π ββοΈ
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on December 13, 2016
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. π₯Άπ°
Ann Wambui (Guest) on December 10, 2016
I smile because I donβt know whatβs going on. ππ€·ββοΈ
Mwachumu (Guest) on December 7, 2016
Iβm on a 24-hour coffee break. ββ³
Hassan (Guest) on December 1, 2016
π Iβm completely obsessed with this!
Grace Mligo (Guest) on November 28, 2016
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! ππ
Abubakari (Guest) on November 21, 2016
Sarcasm is the bodyβs natural defense against stupidity. ππ‘οΈ
Bakari (Guest) on November 14, 2016
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. π§π₯
Mustafa (Guest) on November 8, 2016
Why donβt skeletons fight each other? They donβt have the guts. ππ₯
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on November 8, 2016
If weβre not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? π§π
Baraka (Guest) on November 7, 2016
π So funny!
Zubeida (Guest) on November 6, 2016
I donβt need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. βπ
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on November 3, 2016
I donβt go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. π€―π
Jackson Makori (Guest) on November 2, 2016
This joke just made my dayβhilarious! π€£
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on October 29, 2016
I could give up chocolate, but Iβm not a quitter. π«πͺ
Abdullah (Guest) on October 24, 2016
Whatβs a snowmanβs favorite snack? Ice Krispies! βπ
Grace Mushi (Guest) on October 18, 2016
π I need to save this one forever!
Jamal (Guest) on October 8, 2016
Wine is to women as duct tape is to menβit fixes everything. π·π
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on October 3, 2016
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! πΏοΈπ°
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on October 1, 2016
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. ππ
Ann Wambui (Guest) on October 1, 2016
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. π©π
Patrick Akech (Guest) on September 22, 2016
Why donβt melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! ππ
John Lissu (Guest) on September 6, 2016
Iβve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? πΈπ
Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on August 26, 2016
Iβve had my patience tested. Iβm negative. πβ³
Zakia (Guest) on August 17, 2016
Wow, this joke is a total winner! π
Mwanaidi (Guest) on August 11, 2016
Whatβs the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! πͺπ
Hassan (Guest) on August 3, 2016
What do you call a snowmanβs dog? A slush puppy! βπ
Diana Mallya (Guest) on August 3, 2016
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! π»πΊ
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on July 27, 2016
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! π¨ββοΈπ
Omari (Guest) on July 24, 2016
How do you throw a space party? You planet! πͺπ
Zulekha (Guest) on July 9, 2016
Monday should be optional. π΄β³
Chiku (Guest) on July 5, 2016
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. π΄
James Kimani (Guest) on June 17, 2016
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! πΈπΉ
Chiku (Guest) on June 13, 2016
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. ππ¦·
Ann Wambui (Guest) on June 7, 2016
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. π¦πΈ
Frank Macha (Guest) on May 23, 2016
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! π±π
Nashon (Guest) on April 25, 2016
Hilarious! This oneβs going into my favorites! π
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on April 22, 2016
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. βπββοΈ
Mhina (Guest) on April 19, 2016
π€£ Didnβt see it coming!
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on April 19, 2016
Iβm not weird; Iβm limited edition. ππ¦
Rose Waithera (Guest) on April 15, 2016
Why donβt you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because theyβre so good at it! ππ³
Grace Wairimu (Guest) on April 8, 2016
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. π₯π©
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on April 7, 2016
Iβm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. π§ π€―
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on April 5, 2016
I donβt need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. βπ
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on March 27, 2016
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! ππ
Victor Kamau (Guest) on March 27, 2016
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! πβοΈ
Grace Mligo (Guest) on March 18, 2016
π€£ That twist at the end, though!
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on March 18, 2016
π Nailed it!
Salma (Guest) on March 9, 2016
π This is pure brilliance!
Mwajabu (Guest) on March 4, 2016
I love sleep because itβs like a time machine to breakfast. ποΈπ₯
Shamsa (Guest) on February 24, 2016
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! ππ΄
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on February 19, 2016
π This joke just made my day!
Ibrahim (Guest) on February 14, 2016
I would lose weight, but I donβt like losing. ποΈββοΈπ
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on February 4, 2016
Whatβs a ghostβs favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! π»π₯§
Mariam (Guest) on January 30, 2016
You know youβre getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. ππ₯
Agnes Njeri (Guest) on January 19, 2016
My brain has too many tabs open. π»π§
James Mduma (Guest) on January 15, 2016
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! π΄ββ οΈπ
Nassar (Guest) on January 12, 2016
π This just made my day!
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on January 6, 2016
Iβm not late. Iβm just very early for tomorrow. β°π
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on December 15, 2015
Dear sleep, Iβm sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! π΄π