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Joseph Kitine
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Feb 5, 2017
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
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Majid
Guest
Feb 5, 2017
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
Feb 1, 2017
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤
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Issa
Guest
Jan 13, 2017
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
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Hekima
Guest
Jan 2, 2017
Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Dec 23, 2016
My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Dec 12, 2016
🤣 Sharing this right now!
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
Dec 5, 2016
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷♂️🤔
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Bakari
Guest
Nov 25, 2016
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶♂️
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
Nov 24, 2016
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Oct 30, 2016
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛♂️✉️
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John Lissu
Guest
Oct 23, 2016
I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
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Omar
Guest
Oct 19, 2016
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴
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Nashon
Guest
Oct 9, 2016
I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Oct 4, 2016
I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
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Mwakisu
Guest
Oct 3, 2016
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
Sep 30, 2016
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
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Zulekha
Guest
Sep 23, 2016
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃♂️😴
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Sep 23, 2016
How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻
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Athumani
Guest
Sep 21, 2016
😅 I’m still laughing!
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Ahmed
Guest
Sep 20, 2016
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂
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Fadhili
Guest
Sep 19, 2016
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩👧🤷♂️
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Sep 6, 2016
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Aug 26, 2016
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴☠️🦵
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Aug 20, 2016
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
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George Mallya
Guest
Jul 31, 2016
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
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Amani
Guest
Jul 30, 2016
😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Jul 13, 2016
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️
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Zawadi
Guest
Jul 13, 2016
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇♀️😆
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Jul 4, 2016
🤣 Sending this now!
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Jun 29, 2016
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯
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Omar
Guest
Jun 23, 2016
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
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Nashon
Guest
Jun 11, 2016
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
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Mwachumu
Guest
Jun 2, 2016
😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
May 19, 2016
Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯♂️
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
May 13, 2016
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
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Nasra
Guest
May 12, 2016
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵
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Nasra
Guest
May 8, 2016
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
May 5, 2016
🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
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David Sokoine
Guest
May 2, 2016
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸♀️🤫
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Apr 30, 2016
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄
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Farida
Guest
Apr 24, 2016
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
Apr 23, 2016
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿
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Sofia
Guest
Apr 22, 2016
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️♂️😆
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Nchi
Guest
Apr 10, 2016
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Apr 3, 2016
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Mar 25, 2016
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Mar 21, 2016
Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Mar 14, 2016
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️
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Mwachumu
Guest
Mar 10, 2016
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Mar 9, 2016
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
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Makame
Guest
Mar 8, 2016
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Feb 26, 2016
😆 That punchline!
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Feb 23, 2016
They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶♂️🏡
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Mariam
Guest
Feb 22, 2016
I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Feb 20, 2016
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Amir
Guest
Feb 14, 2016
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Feb 13, 2016
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍♂️🍔
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Feb 13, 2016
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚
