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Mwajuma
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Sep 9, 2016
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Sep 7, 2016
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
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Shabani
Guest
Sep 5, 2016
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
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Arifa
Guest
Aug 31, 2016
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔
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Jafari
Guest
Aug 30, 2016
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸♀️❤️
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Aug 16, 2016
😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Aug 16, 2016
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
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John Malisa
Guest
Aug 11, 2016
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Aug 10, 2016
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗
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Mchawi
Guest
Aug 9, 2016
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Aug 8, 2016
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂
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Violet Mumo
Guest
Aug 8, 2016
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚
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David Kawawa
Guest
Jul 28, 2016
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Jul 17, 2016
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Jul 12, 2016
🤣 Sharing this right now!
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Daudi
Guest
Jul 10, 2016
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Jul 3, 2016
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Jun 25, 2016
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
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Baraka
Guest
Jun 24, 2016
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Jun 24, 2016
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒
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Samuel Were
Guest
Jun 23, 2016
😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
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Abubakar
Guest
Jun 20, 2016
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Jun 18, 2016
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Jun 4, 2016
What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Jun 3, 2016
I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸♂️😎
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Bahati
Guest
May 31, 2016
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
May 27, 2016
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
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Hashim
Guest
May 24, 2016
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
May 19, 2016
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
May 14, 2016
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬
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Yahya
Guest
Apr 16, 2016
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Mar 30, 2016
I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂
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Husna
Guest
Mar 26, 2016
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
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Abdullah
Guest
Mar 24, 2016
😄 What a joke!
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
Mar 22, 2016
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
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Mashaka
Guest
Mar 20, 2016
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
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Mwanaidi
Guest
Mar 12, 2016
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Mar 4, 2016
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Feb 28, 2016
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
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Sharifa
Guest
Feb 26, 2016
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
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Sultan
Guest
Feb 25, 2016
I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
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Shani
Guest
Feb 14, 2016
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
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Ibrahim
Guest
Feb 13, 2016
🤣 This one’s fire!
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Feb 10, 2016
😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Feb 8, 2016
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍♂️
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Safiya
Guest
Feb 4, 2016
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱
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Maneno
Guest
Jan 31, 2016
🤣 Brilliant joke!
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Robert Okello
Guest
Jan 25, 2016
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Jan 22, 2016
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
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Mwajuma
Guest
Jan 21, 2016
Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆
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Chiku
Guest
Jan 21, 2016
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Jan 17, 2016
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Jan 11, 2016
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Jan 8, 2016
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Jan 6, 2016
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜
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Shamim
Guest
Jan 3, 2016
😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Jan 3, 2016
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Dec 29, 2015
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️
