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Dec 17, 2016
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Dec 17, 2016
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Dec 16, 2016
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Latifa
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Dec 15, 2016
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Mwanakhamis
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Dec 11, 2016
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Chris Okello
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Dec 10, 2016
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Joseph Kitine
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Nov 30, 2016
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. ๐ด๐ค
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Jamila
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Nov 29, 2016
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Edward Chepkoech
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Nov 25, 2016
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. ๐ฐ๐
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Mjaka
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Nov 25, 2016
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! ๐จโโ๏ธ๐
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Simon Kiprono
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Nov 21, 2016
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Issack
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Nov 17, 2016
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? ๐บ๐
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Shamsa
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Nov 13, 2016
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Agnes Lowassa
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Oct 29, 2016
Iโm definitely sharing this with my friends! ๐
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Margaret Mahiga
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Oct 28, 2016
Why couldnโt the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! ๐ฒ๐
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Zulekha
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Oct 27, 2016
Why donโt skeletons fight each other? They donโt have the guts. ๐๐ฅ
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Shabani
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Oct 24, 2016
Why donโt oysters share their pearls? Because theyโre shellfish! ๐ฆช๐
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Farida
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Oct 12, 2016
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! ๐ปโโ๏ธ๐
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Oct 3, 2016
Running late is my cardio. ๐๐โโ๏ธ
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Oct 1, 2016
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! โ๏ธ๐
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Esther Nyambura
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Sep 28, 2016
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Philip Nyaga
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Sep 27, 2016
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! ๐ ๐ซ
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Nancy Komba
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Sep 20, 2016
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! ๐๐ฏ
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Husna
Guest
Sep 18, 2016
Whatโs brown and sticky? A stick! ๐ฟ๐
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Nyota
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Sep 10, 2016
๐คฃ This one got me good!
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Habiba
Guest
Aug 31, 2016
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? ๐๐
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Aug 28, 2016
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! ๐ฐ๐๏ธ
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Mwajabu
Guest
Aug 15, 2016
Whatโs black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! ๐ฐ๐ค
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James Mduma
Guest
Aug 3, 2016
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! ๐๐
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Rashid
Guest
Aug 2, 2016
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! ๐๐
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Jul 29, 2016
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐
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Mgeni
Guest
Jul 23, 2016
You know youโre getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. ๐๐ฅ
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Alex Nakitare
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Jul 14, 2016
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, Iโve lost 15 days. ๐
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Miriam Mchome
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Jul 9, 2016
Sometimes I drink waterโjust to surprise my liver. ๐ฅค๐
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Elizabeth Mrema
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Jun 26, 2016
Dear sleep, Iโm sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! ๐ด๐
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Kijakazi
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Jun 22, 2016
Iโm on a whiskey diet. Iโve lost three days already. ๐ฅ๐
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Jun 14, 2016
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? ๐๐ค
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Jun 8, 2016
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! ๐๐ฅ
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Catherine Mkumbo
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Jun 2, 2016
Iโm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. โณ๐
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Sekela
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May 27, 2016
๐ Totally didnโt see that coming!
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Ndoto
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May 23, 2016
Why donโt koalas count as bears? They donโt have the koalifications! ๐จ๐
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Joseph Kawawa
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May 4, 2016
๐ You totally won the internet today!
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Mwalimu
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Apr 30, 2016
๐ Saving this one!
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Apr 30, 2016
๐ Iโm saving this one!
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Apr 28, 2016
Iโm not bossy, I just have better ideas. ๐ก๐
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Juma
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Apr 27, 2016
๐คฃ Sending this now!
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Sarafina
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Apr 26, 2016
๐ Iโm dying over here!
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Shani
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Apr 5, 2016
๐คฃ Pure genius!
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Elizabeth Mtei
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Apr 2, 2016
Iโve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? ๐ธ๐
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Benjamin Kibicho
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Mar 21, 2016
Iโm not overweight. Iโm just under-tall. ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐ค
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Betty Akinyi
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Mar 16, 2016
I have too many apps on my phone, but thereโs no app to keep track of them. ๐ฑ๐
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Mwagonda
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Mar 5, 2016
Iโm on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. ๐ฆ๐
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Mwalimu
Guest
Mar 1, 2016
I'm not lazy; Iโm just highly motivated to do nothing. ๐๏ธ๐
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Betty Kimaro
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Feb 25, 2016
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know Iโm not dead. ๐๏ธ๐
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Richard Mulwa
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Feb 16, 2016
This joke is going straight to my favorites! ๐
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Feb 15, 2016
How do trees access the internet? They log in! ๐ฒ๐ป
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Amir
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Feb 9, 2016
Why donโt bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! ๐๐ฏโโ๏ธ
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David Chacha
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Feb 7, 2016
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. ๐๏ธ๐
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Ndoto
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Jan 26, 2016
Whatโs a frogโs favorite candy? Lollihops! ๐ธ๐ญ
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Nancy Komba
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Jan 22, 2016
Why donโt scientists trust stairs? Theyโre always leading you up to something! ๐งช๐ช
