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Janet Wambura
Guest
Dec 9, 2016
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤
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Nuru
Guest
Nov 22, 2016
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Nov 21, 2016
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Nov 16, 2016
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Nov 6, 2016
I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳
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John Malisa
Guest
Oct 28, 2016
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉
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Azima
Guest
Oct 28, 2016
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Oct 23, 2016
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️
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Jabir
Guest
Oct 14, 2016
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛♂️🤧
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Oct 3, 2016
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕
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Shabani
Guest
Oct 2, 2016
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
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Robert Okello
Guest
Oct 1, 2016
My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅
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Mtumwa
Guest
Sep 29, 2016
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺
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Selemani
Guest
Sep 10, 2016
😄 Too good!
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Chiku
Guest
Sep 10, 2016
I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬
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Mwanais
Guest
Sep 6, 2016
😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!
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Nyota
Guest
Sep 5, 2016
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Sep 2, 2016
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴
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Kiza
Guest
Aug 19, 2016
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒
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Maneno
Guest
Aug 18, 2016
😂 Can't stop laughing!
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Aug 18, 2016
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Aug 15, 2016
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Aug 13, 2016
😂 I’m dying!
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Chris Okello
Guest
Aug 9, 2016
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Aug 7, 2016
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
Aug 3, 2016
I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
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Mhina
Guest
Jul 30, 2016
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
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Fikiri
Guest
Jul 21, 2016
This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
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Issa
Guest
Jul 20, 2016
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Jul 12, 2016
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Jul 5, 2016
🤣 Sharing this right now!
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Farida
Guest
Jun 30, 2016
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬
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Sultan
Guest
Jun 15, 2016
😂 Can’t wait to share this!
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
May 31, 2016
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
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Linda Karimi
Guest
May 30, 2016
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
May 23, 2016
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
May 22, 2016
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️♂️😆
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Mwanaisha
Guest
May 14, 2016
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
May 2, 2016
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
Apr 10, 2016
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴☠️🌊
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
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Maulid
Guest
Mar 31, 2016
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴☠️🥬
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Mar 26, 2016
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Mar 26, 2016
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮♂️
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Mar 19, 2016
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔
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Habiba
Guest
Mar 15, 2016
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗
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Sofia
Guest
Mar 15, 2016
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
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Binti
Guest
Mar 11, 2016
Monday should be optional. 😴⏳
🤣 This joke is just too good!
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Wande
Guest
Mar 2, 2016
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
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John Mwangi
Guest
Feb 29, 2016
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Feb 23, 2016
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛♂️🍊
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Janet Wambura
Guest
Feb 20, 2016
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
Feb 14, 2016
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣
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Fatuma
Guest
Feb 2, 2016
Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
Jan 31, 2016
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋♀️
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Jan 23, 2016
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Jan 22, 2016
😁 Best laugh of the day!
