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Jane Muthoni
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Jun 6, 2017
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦♂️🤣
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Elijah Mutua
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May 24, 2017
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜
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Charles Mchome
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May 22, 2017
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨🌾🏆
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Juma
Guest
May 17, 2017
😂 This is too funny!
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Khalifa
Guest
May 3, 2017
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃
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Kassim
Guest
May 1, 2017
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆♂️😂
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Simon Kiprono
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Apr 30, 2017
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔
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Khamis
Guest
Apr 15, 2017
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌
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Salima
Guest
Apr 14, 2017
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
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Ann Awino
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Apr 8, 2017
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Apr 5, 2017
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂
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Maneno
Guest
Apr 4, 2017
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Apr 3, 2017
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Mar 21, 2017
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰
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Sultan
Guest
Mar 18, 2017
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌
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Amina
Guest
Mar 16, 2017
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨💼
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Hamida
Guest
Mar 10, 2017
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
Mar 1, 2017
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Jan 31, 2017
I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Jan 24, 2017
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶♂️
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Jan 22, 2017
🤣 Pure genius!
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Jan 22, 2017
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Jan 16, 2017
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Shani
Guest
Jan 13, 2017
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Jan 5, 2017
I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅
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Mhina
Guest
Jan 4, 2017
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Dec 22, 2016
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
Dec 11, 2016
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Dec 9, 2016
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
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Mgeni
Guest
Dec 7, 2016
😂 I’m saving this one!
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Dec 4, 2016
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧
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John Kamande
Guest
Nov 27, 2016
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓
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Zakia
Guest
Nov 20, 2016
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Nov 16, 2016
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖
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Makame
Guest
Nov 15, 2016
😂 I’m dying!
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞
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Hekima
Guest
Oct 26, 2016
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃♂️
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Wande
Guest
Oct 18, 2016
Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Oct 18, 2016
I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳
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Selemani
Guest
Oct 16, 2016
How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻
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Jamal
Guest
Oct 6, 2016
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Sep 27, 2016
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Arifa
Guest
Sep 27, 2016
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Sep 27, 2016
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂
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Irene Makena
Guest
Sep 23, 2016
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
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Mjaka
Guest
Sep 21, 2016
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Aug 28, 2016
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
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Hamida
Guest
Aug 26, 2016
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Aug 26, 2016
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒
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Zubeida
Guest
Aug 20, 2016
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴☠️🦵
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Aug 6, 2016
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Jul 27, 2016
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
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John Malisa
Guest
Jun 29, 2016
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
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Jamal
Guest
Jun 20, 2016
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Mwakisu
Guest
Jun 13, 2016
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Jun 10, 2016
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
May 29, 2016
Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
May 27, 2016
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
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Biashara
Guest
May 16, 2016
😆 That punchline was epic!
