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George Mallya
Guest
Feb 4, 2017
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
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George Ndungu
Guest
Jan 27, 2017
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
Jan 24, 2017
Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻
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Wande
Guest
Jan 23, 2017
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸♂️💪
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Halima
Guest
Jan 16, 2017
😆 Totally hilarious!
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Khadija
Guest
Jan 15, 2017
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
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Salma
Guest
Jan 15, 2017
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Jan 11, 2017
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷♂️🤔
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Jan 7, 2017
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Jan 5, 2017
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
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Saidi
Guest
Dec 31, 2016
I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Dec 14, 2016
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦
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Hashim
Guest
Dec 10, 2016
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
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Khadija
Guest
Dec 6, 2016
😆 Rolling on the floor!
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David Ochieng
Guest
Nov 30, 2016
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Nov 28, 2016
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
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Abdillah
Guest
Nov 15, 2016
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴☠️🦵
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Nov 7, 2016
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆
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Khatib
Guest
Nov 7, 2016
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
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Violet Mumo
Guest
Oct 28, 2016
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️
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Athumani
Guest
Oct 10, 2016
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Oct 6, 2016
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
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John Malisa
Guest
Oct 2, 2016
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯♂️
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Oct 1, 2016
I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Sep 30, 2016
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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James Mduma
Guest
Sep 19, 2016
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
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Zubeida
Guest
Sep 18, 2016
I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯
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Shukuru
Guest
Sep 16, 2016
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
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Khamis
Guest
Sep 10, 2016
🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
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Nashon
Guest
Sep 9, 2016
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Sep 6, 2016
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
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David Nyerere
Guest
Aug 22, 2016
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Aug 15, 2016
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧
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Omari
Guest
Aug 13, 2016
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
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Rubea
Guest
Aug 6, 2016
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙
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Safiya
Guest
Aug 3, 2016
😄 This is pure brilliance!
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Fatuma
Guest
Jul 30, 2016
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Jul 28, 2016
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Jul 27, 2016
I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸♂️🦇
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Maimuna
Guest
Jul 27, 2016
You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷♂️
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Furaha
Guest
Jul 16, 2016
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏
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Abubakar
Guest
Jul 6, 2016
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩👧🤷♂️
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Warda
Guest
Jul 4, 2016
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Jun 25, 2016
What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕
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Abdullah
Guest
May 22, 2016
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔
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Josephine
Guest
May 20, 2016
This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆
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Janet Wambura
Guest
May 10, 2016
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋
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Nasra
Guest
May 9, 2016
😅 I needed that!
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Mazrui
Guest
May 8, 2016
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊
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John Lissu
Guest
Apr 17, 2016
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Apr 7, 2016
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋♀️
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Neema
Guest
Apr 5, 2016
They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶♂️🏡
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Apr 3, 2016
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Apr 2, 2016
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Mar 22, 2016
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃♂️😴
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Mar 22, 2016
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Mar 19, 2016
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Mar 12, 2016
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛♂️🤧
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
Feb 28, 2016
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
