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Samuel Omondi
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Jan 20, 2017
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
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Mary Njeri
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Jan 12, 2017
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟♂️😅
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Nancy Kawawa
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Jan 11, 2017
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂
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Sarah Mbise
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Jan 10, 2017
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Jan 10, 2017
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊
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John Malisa
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Jan 4, 2017
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
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Shukuru
Guest
Dec 29, 2016
I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Dec 9, 2016
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Dec 9, 2016
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂
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David Musyoka
Guest
Dec 5, 2016
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
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Mwajabu
Guest
Dec 2, 2016
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Salma
Guest
Nov 29, 2016
This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆
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Rukia
Guest
Nov 21, 2016
😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Nov 21, 2016
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Nov 4, 2016
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵
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Khalifa
Guest
Oct 30, 2016
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Oct 25, 2016
😆 Totally hilarious!
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James Malima
Guest
Oct 25, 2016
I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Oct 19, 2016
What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Oct 15, 2016
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Oct 15, 2016
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Oct 12, 2016
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
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Sarafina
Guest
Oct 8, 2016
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Oct 6, 2016
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
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Wande
Guest
Sep 28, 2016
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴☠️🎶
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Latifa
Guest
Sep 19, 2016
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Sep 13, 2016
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Sep 9, 2016
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧
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Hashim
Guest
Sep 8, 2016
Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃♀️
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Sep 3, 2016
Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯♂️
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Aug 19, 2016
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️♀️
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Aug 17, 2016
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Aug 15, 2016
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Aug 11, 2016
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
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Habiba
Guest
Aug 11, 2016
😂 This is too funny!
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Kijakazi
Guest
Aug 9, 2016
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃♂️
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David Kawawa
Guest
Jul 31, 2016
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Jul 24, 2016
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜
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Nchi
Guest
Jul 22, 2016
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
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Anna Malela
Guest
Jul 20, 2016
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
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Mzee
Guest
Jul 14, 2016
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Nahida
Guest
Jul 14, 2016
😆 Bookmarking this!
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Jun 15, 2016
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪
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Rashid
Guest
Jun 14, 2016
🤣 This one got me good!
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Jun 4, 2016
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋
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Mwajabu
Guest
May 23, 2016
😁 Added to my favorites!
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Rukia
Guest
May 22, 2016
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
May 20, 2016
😄 What a joke!
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Charles Mboje
Guest
May 14, 2016
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
May 5, 2016
😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
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Omari
Guest
Apr 26, 2016
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Apr 14, 2016
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻
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Leila
Guest
Apr 14, 2016
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
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Sekela
Guest
Apr 10, 2016
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕
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Jabir
Guest
Apr 8, 2016
Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Mar 13, 2016
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
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Rabia
Guest
Mar 10, 2016
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Mar 9, 2016
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️
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Hassan
Guest
Mar 2, 2016
What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥
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David Ochieng
Guest
Mar 1, 2016
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
