What do you call two birds in love? Tweet-hearts! π¦β€οΈ
Explanation: This answer plays with the word "sweethearts" and replaces it with "tweet-hearts," combining the idea of birds (tweeting) with love. It adds a touch of humor and cuteness to the concept of two birds being in love. The bird emoji helps to emphasize the playful nature of the answer.
Jaffar (Guest) on April 23, 2017
π Can't stop laughing!
Maneno (Guest) on April 15, 2017
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! β³βοΈ
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on April 11, 2017
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Daudi (Guest) on April 6, 2017
Why couldnβt the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! π²π
Nuru (Guest) on March 18, 2017
If at first, you donβt succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. π©βπ§π€·ββοΈ
Samson Mahiga (Guest) on March 17, 2017
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. π₯Άπ°
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on February 24, 2017
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. π»π£οΈ
James Kawawa (Guest) on February 16, 2017
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Whereβs popcorn? π½πΏ
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on February 15, 2017
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, youβre innocent.' π¬π
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on February 12, 2017
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you canβt laugh at yourself, call meβIβll laugh at you. ππ
Maulid (Guest) on February 11, 2017
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! π§¦β³
Victor Kamau (Guest) on February 7, 2017
π€£ Iβm literally dying of laughter!
Aziza (Guest) on January 27, 2017
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Hawa (Guest) on January 18, 2017
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Rabia (Guest) on December 13, 2016
π This joke just made my day!
Peter Otieno (Guest) on December 10, 2016
π I need to save this one forever!
Rukia (Guest) on December 8, 2016
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Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on December 3, 2016
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Jane Muthui (Guest) on December 3, 2016
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Lucy Wangui (Guest) on November 27, 2016
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. ππ¦·
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on November 18, 2016
Wow, this joke is a total winner! π
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on November 13, 2016
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! π₯π°π
Grace Mligo (Guest) on November 1, 2016
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. π¦π΄
David Musyoka (Guest) on October 31, 2016
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? π«β
Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on October 30, 2016
I smile because I donβt know whatβs going on. ππ€·ββοΈ
Rose Waithera (Guest) on October 28, 2016
π€£ Pure genius!
George Tenga (Guest) on October 26, 2016
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Victor Sokoine (Guest) on October 22, 2016
π This is pure brilliance!
Mwanajuma (Guest) on October 17, 2016
If weβre not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? π§π
Victor Malima (Guest) on October 12, 2016
I can resist anything except temptation. ππ
John Mushi (Guest) on September 30, 2016
π That punchline was epic!
George Wanjala (Guest) on September 23, 2016
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Issa (Guest) on September 20, 2016
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! ππ·
Ali (Guest) on September 12, 2016
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! π
Maimuna (Guest) on August 24, 2016
π Added to my favorites!
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on August 5, 2016
Whoever said money canβt buy happiness didnβt know where to shop. π΅ποΈ
Nora Kidata (Guest) on July 29, 2016
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! π»π
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on July 23, 2016
This joke was on point! Love it! π―
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on July 19, 2016
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Farida (Guest) on July 17, 2016
Iβm on a 30-day diet. So far, Iβve lost 15 days. ποΈπ
Khamis (Guest) on July 1, 2016
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Makame (Guest) on June 27, 2016
Why donβt skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! π¦΄π
Binti (Guest) on June 25, 2016
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Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on June 13, 2016
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Susan Wangari (Guest) on June 9, 2016
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Issa (Guest) on June 6, 2016
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. π°οΈπ΄
Mashaka (Guest) on May 25, 2016
Iβve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. ππ€
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on May 23, 2016
I have a degree in sarcasm. ππ
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on May 23, 2016
π€£ Sending this now!
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on May 20, 2016
Whatβs a snakeβs favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! ππ
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on May 20, 2016
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Josephine Nduta (Guest) on May 17, 2016
Iβm not lazy, Iβm on energy-saving mode. π€π
Bakari (Guest) on May 3, 2016
I love long walks, especially when theyβre taken by people who annoy me. πΆββοΈπ
Habiba (Guest) on April 29, 2016
Iβm not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? ππ§
Linda Karimi (Guest) on April 21, 2016
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! π΄ββοΈπ΄
Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on April 10, 2016
Iβm not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. ππ©βπΌ
Abdillah (Guest) on April 8, 2016
I told myself I should stop drinking, but Iβm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. πΊπ
Mwanais (Guest) on April 6, 2016
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. ππ
Fadhili (Guest) on March 31, 2016
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. π©π
Mwakisu (Guest) on March 23, 2016
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! π§±π