What do you call a shoe made from a banana?

Jamal (Guest) on November 23, 2016

What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜

Rubea (Guest) on November 21, 2016

If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋‍♀️

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on November 19, 2016

I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸‍♂️

Tambwe (Guest) on November 17, 2016

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏

Latifa (Guest) on November 16, 2016

The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on November 6, 2016

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆

David Kawawa (Guest) on November 6, 2016

How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️

Samuel Were (Guest) on November 2, 2016

Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂

George Tenga (Guest) on October 28, 2016

What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪

Farida (Guest) on October 16, 2016

I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️

Mwafirika (Guest) on October 16, 2016

If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on October 8, 2016

I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃‍♂️

Irene Akoth (Guest) on September 26, 2016

Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on September 21, 2016

Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾

Shamsa (Guest) on September 19, 2016

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on September 17, 2016

Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎

David Ochieng (Guest) on September 16, 2016

What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴

Ali (Guest) on September 16, 2016

I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕

Raha (Guest) on August 31, 2016

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂

Latifa (Guest) on August 31, 2016

I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on August 25, 2016

😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!

Anna Malela (Guest) on August 24, 2016

What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟‍♂️🌾

Peter Mbise (Guest) on August 18, 2016

Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟‍♂️😅

Issa (Guest) on August 17, 2016

Thanks Ackyshine

Jafari (Guest) on August 12, 2016

Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣

Henry Mollel (Guest) on August 2, 2016

Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on August 2, 2016

What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️

James Kimani (Guest) on July 28, 2016

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋

Mashaka (Guest) on July 15, 2016

😂 Can't stop laughing!

Mashaka (Guest) on July 10, 2016

Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴‍☠️📚

Henry Mollel (Guest) on July 7, 2016

😅 I needed that!

Tambwe (Guest) on July 3, 2016

How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on June 23, 2016

Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅‍♂️

Peter Otieno (Guest) on June 23, 2016

What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗

Hashim (Guest) on June 19, 2016

What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌

Abdullah (Guest) on June 14, 2016

Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥

Irene Akoth (Guest) on June 14, 2016

I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆

Kheri (Guest) on June 8, 2016

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on June 7, 2016

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖

Violet Mumo (Guest) on May 26, 2016

I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Fadhili (Guest) on May 19, 2016

My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on May 19, 2016

😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!

Zuhura (Guest) on May 17, 2016

Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔

Mchawi (Guest) on May 15, 2016

Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on May 10, 2016

😂 This joke just made my day!

Janet Wambura (Guest) on May 9, 2016

How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on May 8, 2016

Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋

Mchawi (Guest) on May 1, 2016

What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭

Anna Mchome (Guest) on April 20, 2016

How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻‍❄️🏠

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on April 20, 2016

I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on March 31, 2016

I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍‍♂️🍔

Mazrui (Guest) on March 28, 2016

The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on March 27, 2016

I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬

Mhina (Guest) on March 27, 2016

How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on March 26, 2016

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅

Hekima (Guest) on March 25, 2016

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣

David Sokoine (Guest) on March 23, 2016

If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵

Anna Sumari (Guest) on March 22, 2016

Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛‍♂️🧄

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on March 15, 2016

Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷‍♂️

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on March 13, 2016

I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆