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Victor Kamau
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Apr 13, 2017
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Apr 8, 2017
😄 Nailed it!
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Husna
Guest
Mar 25, 2017
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Mar 21, 2017
😂 Gotta save this!
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
Mar 21, 2017
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭
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Jafari
Guest
Mar 16, 2017
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Mar 14, 2017
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Mar 13, 2017
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷♂️
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Violet Mumo
Guest
Mar 8, 2017
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋
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Mustafa
Guest
Feb 25, 2017
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷♂️
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Nasra
Guest
Feb 24, 2017
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Feb 10, 2017
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉
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Salum
Guest
Feb 4, 2017
I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Jan 17, 2017
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅
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Rabia
Guest
Jan 1, 2017
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Dec 21, 2016
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Dec 8, 2016
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩💼
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Dec 4, 2016
I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️👋
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Mwinyi
Guest
Nov 28, 2016
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊
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Yusra
Guest
Nov 23, 2016
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Nov 19, 2016
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Nov 14, 2016
Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Nov 14, 2016
This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
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Charles Wafula
Guest
Nov 10, 2016
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Nov 5, 2016
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Nov 2, 2016
😆 Rolling on the floor!
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Oct 24, 2016
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡
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Binti
Guest
Oct 17, 2016
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Oct 11, 2016
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚
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Zubeida
Guest
Oct 1, 2016
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Sep 11, 2016
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨⚖️👔
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Aug 28, 2016
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓
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Nuru
Guest
Aug 28, 2016
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
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Mjaka
Guest
Aug 24, 2016
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Aug 22, 2016
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Aug 13, 2016
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Aug 12, 2016
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️♂️
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Asha
Guest
Aug 12, 2016
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜
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Samuel Were
Guest
Aug 6, 2016
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
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George Wanjala
Guest
Aug 4, 2016
I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯
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David Chacha
Guest
Jul 24, 2016
I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
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David Nyerere
Guest
Jul 14, 2016
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Jul 12, 2016
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Jul 12, 2016
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
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Yusra
Guest
Jul 6, 2016
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
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Sekela
Guest
Jul 4, 2016
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Jun 30, 2016
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
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Asha
Guest
Jun 28, 2016
😆 Can’t stop laughing!
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Jun 16, 2016
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
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Kijakazi
Guest
Jun 8, 2016
🤣 This joke is just too good!
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Jun 2, 2016
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
May 26, 2016
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️
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Grace Minja
Guest
May 21, 2016
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸♀️❤️
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Anna Malela
Guest
May 20, 2016
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
May 16, 2016
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
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Mwanajuma
Guest
May 5, 2016
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
May 1, 2016
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️♂️😆
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Apr 28, 2016
😆 Still cracking up!
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Yusuf
Guest
Apr 26, 2016
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️
