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Martin Otieno
Guest
Jan 21, 2017
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
Jan 17, 2017
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️♂️🤏
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Baridi
Guest
Jan 14, 2017
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Jan 11, 2017
Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆
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James Malima
Guest
Jan 7, 2017
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Jan 4, 2017
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹
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Ramadhan
Guest
Dec 30, 2016
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Dec 17, 2016
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Dec 17, 2016
I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Dec 7, 2016
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
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Grace Minja
Guest
Dec 2, 2016
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Dec 1, 2016
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
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Ahmed
Guest
Nov 26, 2016
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Nov 19, 2016
😄 You totally won the internet today!
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Wande
Guest
Oct 28, 2016
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
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Sharifa
Guest
Oct 26, 2016
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰
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Hamida
Guest
Oct 15, 2016
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Oct 5, 2016
🤣 This one’s fire!
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Oct 4, 2016
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
Oct 4, 2016
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
Oct 3, 2016
😄 Pure comedy gold!
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Salma
Guest
Oct 2, 2016
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
Sep 26, 2016
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
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Sultan
Guest
Sep 21, 2016
This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Sep 17, 2016
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Sep 13, 2016
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
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Saidi
Guest
Sep 11, 2016
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅♂️
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Kazija
Guest
Sep 11, 2016
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Sep 8, 2016
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙
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Mwajabu
Guest
Aug 31, 2016
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴
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Hekima
Guest
Aug 30, 2016
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂
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George Tenga
Guest
Aug 22, 2016
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Aug 12, 2016
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Jul 17, 2016
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Jul 14, 2016
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Jul 1, 2016
😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!
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Grace Minja
Guest
Jun 28, 2016
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Jun 25, 2016
What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Jun 21, 2016
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
Jun 17, 2016
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Jun 15, 2016
I run like the winded. 🏃♀️😮💨
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David Chacha
Guest
Jun 4, 2016
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Jun 1, 2016
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Jun 1, 2016
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Sharifa
Guest
May 29, 2016
😆 That punchline!
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Juma
Guest
May 17, 2016
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
May 16, 2016
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
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Zuhura
Guest
May 14, 2016
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬
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Zakaria
Guest
May 13, 2016
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔
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Mwachumu
Guest
May 7, 2016
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
May 7, 2016
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
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Samuel Were
Guest
May 1, 2016
Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅♂️
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Nchi
Guest
Apr 23, 2016
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋
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Nahida
Guest
Apr 22, 2016
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
Apr 17, 2016
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Apr 16, 2016
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Apr 16, 2016
Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌
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Charles Wafula
Guest
Mar 31, 2016
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓
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Abubakari
Guest
Mar 31, 2016
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
