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Yahya
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Jun 13, 2017
😆 Bookmarking this!
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Josephine Nduta
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Jun 3, 2017
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋
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Aziza
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May 24, 2017
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
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Habiba
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May 20, 2017
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬
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Habiba
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May 17, 2017
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏
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David Kawawa
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May 6, 2017
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
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Bahati
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Apr 23, 2017
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
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John Lissu
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Mar 30, 2017
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴
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Vincent Mwangangi
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Mar 29, 2017
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
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Majid
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Mar 28, 2017
🤣 This joke is just too good!
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Hekima
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Mar 26, 2017
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
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Bahati
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Mar 24, 2017
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
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Christopher Oloo
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Mar 19, 2017
Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄
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Josephine Nekesa
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Mar 12, 2017
😄 You got me!
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Mchawi
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Mar 1, 2017
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
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Shabani
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Feb 18, 2017
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️
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Kassim
Guest
Feb 13, 2017
Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻
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Andrew Mchome
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Feb 10, 2017
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
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Francis Njeru
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Jan 28, 2017
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾
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Amani
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Jan 26, 2017
😁 Best laugh of the day!
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Henry Mollel
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Jan 25, 2017
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
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Leila
Guest
Jan 17, 2017
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
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Grace Minja
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Jan 8, 2017
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
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Alex Nakitare
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Jan 4, 2017
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙♀️📖
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Shani
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Dec 29, 2016
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥
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Zulekha
Guest
Dec 28, 2016
If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅
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Daudi
Guest
Dec 26, 2016
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅♂️
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Grace Mushi
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Dec 25, 2016
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰
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Ramadhan
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Dec 15, 2016
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅
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Violet Mumo
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Dec 9, 2016
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Dec 8, 2016
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡
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Daudi
Guest
Nov 22, 2016
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
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Kazija
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Nov 11, 2016
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
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Mazrui
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Nov 9, 2016
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻
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Nuru
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Oct 31, 2016
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
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George Wanjala
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Oct 15, 2016
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Oct 15, 2016
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️
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Victor Sokoine
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Oct 13, 2016
🤣 This joke is too good!
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Sep 20, 2016
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
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Halimah
Guest
Sep 19, 2016
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
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Andrew Mahiga
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Sep 6, 2016
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔
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Kijakazi
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Aug 18, 2016
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
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Henry Sokoine
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Aug 11, 2016
Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛♂️🧄
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Zainab
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Aug 3, 2016
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
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Anna Malela
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Jul 30, 2016
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿
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Mwafirika
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Jul 29, 2016
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍♂️
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Philip Nyaga
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Jul 19, 2016
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨🌾🏆
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Jul 11, 2016
This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Jul 7, 2016
😆 Can’t stop laughing!
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵
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Shamim
Guest
Jun 27, 2016
😂 So funny!
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Wande
Guest
Jun 27, 2016
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Jun 26, 2016
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
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Nuru
Guest
Jun 26, 2016
😆 This one really got me!
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Binti
Guest
Jun 18, 2016
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒
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John Malisa
Guest
Jun 18, 2016
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Jun 12, 2016
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Jun 5, 2016
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆
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Masika
Guest
Jun 2, 2016
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
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Zubeida
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Jun 1, 2016
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
