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Stephen Kangethe
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Jan 18, 2017
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
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Mwanaidi
Guest
Jan 11, 2017
I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Jan 9, 2017
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Jan 7, 2017
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Jan 5, 2017
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
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James Kimani
Guest
Jan 1, 2017
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Dec 29, 2016
😄 This is pure brilliance!
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Husna
Guest
Dec 26, 2016
Monday should be optional. 😴⏳
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Kazija
Guest
Dec 25, 2016
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Dec 18, 2016
🤣 This one’s fire!
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Khamis
Guest
Dec 17, 2016
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
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Zakaria
Guest
Dec 13, 2016
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮♀️
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Khalifa
Guest
Dec 5, 2016
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
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Mohamed
Guest
Nov 24, 2016
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦♂️🤣
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Mhina
Guest
Nov 22, 2016
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛♂️🤧
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Nov 19, 2016
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩💼
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Nov 14, 2016
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Nov 10, 2016
😆 That punchline was epic!
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Nov 7, 2016
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
Oct 29, 2016
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Oct 26, 2016
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣
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Juma
Guest
Oct 20, 2016
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Oct 16, 2016
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷♂️
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Jafari
Guest
Oct 9, 2016
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
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Joy Wacera
Guest
Oct 9, 2016
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Oct 7, 2016
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Oct 7, 2016
😂 I can’t stop laughing!
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Makame
Guest
Sep 30, 2016
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘♂️😆
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Khatib
Guest
Sep 27, 2016
Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜
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David Chacha
Guest
Sep 15, 2016
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴
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Hamida
Guest
Sep 12, 2016
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
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Mwajabu
Guest
Sep 10, 2016
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Sep 7, 2016
😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Sep 6, 2016
I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Aug 23, 2016
I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Aug 17, 2016
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨
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Husna
Guest
Aug 11, 2016
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Aug 7, 2016
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Aug 3, 2016
😂 Gotta save this!
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
Jul 23, 2016
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Jul 15, 2016
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Jul 3, 2016
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
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Rubea
Guest
Jun 14, 2016
😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Jun 12, 2016
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
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Issack
Guest
Jun 1, 2016
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
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Nashon
Guest
May 28, 2016
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
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Kijakazi
Guest
May 22, 2016
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅
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Furaha
Guest
May 21, 2016
😂 This joke just made my day!
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Rehema
Guest
May 13, 2016
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
May 11, 2016
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆
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Ahmed
Guest
Apr 17, 2016
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Apr 15, 2016
😁 Added to my favorites!
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Warda
Guest
Apr 14, 2016
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Apr 8, 2016
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
Apr 3, 2016
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸♂️
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Mar 29, 2016
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋♀️
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Mar 27, 2016
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Mar 24, 2016
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Mar 23, 2016
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒
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Hamida
Guest
Mar 17, 2016
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔
