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Mwanais
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Dec 28, 2016
Iβve learned so much from my mistakes, Iβm thinking of making a few more. ππ
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Patrick Kidata
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Dec 22, 2016
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! πποΈββοΈ
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Joyce Nkya
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Dec 12, 2016
Iβm on the gin and tonic diet. So far, Iβve lost two days. πΈπ
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Nov 25, 2016
π Canβt stop laughing!
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Catherine Mkumbo
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Nov 24, 2016
If Cinderellaβs shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? π π€
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Rukia
Guest
Nov 21, 2016
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! π€£
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Stephen Amollo
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Nov 11, 2016
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. π‘π
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
Nov 9, 2016
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! π
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Rubea
Guest
Nov 7, 2016
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. ποΈπ
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Nov 3, 2016
I donβt understand why people say hurtful things like 'I donβt even know you.' Weβve been Facebook friends for two years! π±π
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Zawadi
Guest
Oct 21, 2016
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. ππ§Ή
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Oct 11, 2016
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! π°ποΈ
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Zuhura
Guest
Oct 11, 2016
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! πβοΈ
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Halima
Guest
Oct 7, 2016
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. β³πββοΈ
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Sep 24, 2016
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iβm not too sure. π€·ββοΈ
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Jamal
Guest
Sep 23, 2016
Iβm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. π§π€
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Sep 13, 2016
They say 'donβt try this at home,' so Iβm coming over to your house to try it. πΆββοΈπ‘
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Maulid
Guest
Sep 12, 2016
Iβm not bossy, Iβm the boss. Big difference. ππ©βπΌ
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Sep 12, 2016
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! π§±π
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David Kawawa
Guest
Sep 8, 2016
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? β²οΈπ½οΈ
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Aug 28, 2016
When nothing goes right, go left. β¬
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Aug 22, 2016
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. βπββοΈ
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Warda
Guest
Aug 13, 2016
I have a degree in sarcasm. ππ
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Aug 11, 2016
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, Iβll go on ahead! π©πββοΈ
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James Kimani
Guest
Aug 9, 2016
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. ππ΄
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David Nyerere
Guest
Aug 1, 2016
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! π
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Jul 30, 2016
I donβt procrastinate; I reschedule. ποΈπ
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Jul 29, 2016
Donβt give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! π΄π€
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Jul 21, 2016
I thought growing old would take longer. ππ΅
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Mchawi
Guest
Jul 13, 2016
I donβt need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. βπ
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Jun 27, 2016
When nothing goes right, go left. β¬
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Umi
Guest
Jun 2, 2016
Iβm not saying Iβm Batman, but youβve never seen us in the same room together. π¦ΈββοΈπ¦
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Hashim
Guest
Jun 1, 2016
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! π°οΈποΈ
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Maida
Guest
May 31, 2016
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. π₯π°οΈ
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
May 26, 2016
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! π°οΈπΎ
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Peter Otieno
Guest
May 14, 2016
π Perfect joke!
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
May 12, 2016
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. π§π€²
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Shamim
Guest
May 10, 2016
Whatβs a cowβs favorite place to go? The moo-vies! ππ₯
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James Mduma
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May 10, 2016
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! ππ·
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
May 10, 2016
π This is pure brilliance!
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Yusuf
Guest
May 6, 2016
Why donβt crabs give to charity? Because theyβre shellfish! π¦π°
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Mwanahawa
Guest
May 4, 2016
Iβd rather be someoneβs shot of whiskey than everyoneβs cup of tea. π₯β
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Mjaka
Guest
May 2, 2016
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! ππΊ
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Jafari
Guest
Apr 29, 2016
Iβm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. β³π
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Apr 29, 2016
Why donβt we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? π±π°
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Apr 8, 2016
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! ππ€£
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Apr 7, 2016
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. ππͺ
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Apr 6, 2016
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. π©π
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Biashara
Guest
Apr 4, 2016
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, Iβd be rich... and probably still hungry. ππ΅
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Mariam
Guest
Apr 3, 2016
The best part of going to work is coming back home. π‘πΌ
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Mar 30, 2016
π Added to my favorites!
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Mar 21, 2016
π I canβt even breathe, so funny!
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Mar 14, 2016
This joke was on point! Love it! π―
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Mar 12, 2016
Absolutely hilarious! Canβt get enough! π
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Mar 2, 2016
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! ππ₯
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Feb 29, 2016
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. ποΈπ
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Kazija
Guest
Feb 24, 2016
π Totally didnβt see that coming!
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Omar
Guest
Feb 18, 2016
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! π΄ββ οΈπ
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Feb 12, 2016
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. ποΈπΆοΈ
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Nchi
Guest
Feb 1, 2016
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! ππ»
