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Mwanais
Guest
Dec 28, 2016
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
Dec 22, 2016
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️♀️
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Dec 12, 2016
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Nov 25, 2016
😆 Can’t stop laughing!
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Nov 24, 2016
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔
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Rukia
Guest
Nov 21, 2016
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Nov 11, 2016
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
Nov 9, 2016
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️
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Rubea
Guest
Nov 7, 2016
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Nov 3, 2016
I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆
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Zawadi
Guest
Oct 21, 2016
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Oct 11, 2016
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️
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Zuhura
Guest
Oct 11, 2016
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️
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Halima
Guest
Oct 7, 2016
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Sep 24, 2016
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷♀️
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Jamal
Guest
Sep 23, 2016
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Sep 13, 2016
They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶♂️🏡
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Maulid
Guest
Sep 12, 2016
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩💼
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Sep 12, 2016
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎
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David Kawawa
Guest
Sep 8, 2016
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Aug 28, 2016
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Aug 22, 2016
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃♂️
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Warda
Guest
Aug 13, 2016
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Aug 11, 2016
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃♂️
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James Kimani
Guest
Aug 9, 2016
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
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David Nyerere
Guest
Aug 1, 2016
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Jul 30, 2016
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Jul 29, 2016
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Jul 21, 2016
I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
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Mchawi
Guest
Jul 13, 2016
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Jun 27, 2016
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭
I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸♂️🦇
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Hashim
Guest
Jun 1, 2016
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️
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Maida
Guest
May 31, 2016
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
May 26, 2016
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾
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Peter Otieno
Guest
May 14, 2016
😄 Perfect joke!
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
May 12, 2016
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
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Shamim
Guest
May 10, 2016
What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥
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James Mduma
Guest
May 10, 2016
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
May 10, 2016
😄 This is pure brilliance!
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Yusuf
Guest
May 6, 2016
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
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Mwanahawa
Guest
May 4, 2016
I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕
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Mjaka
Guest
May 2, 2016
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺
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Jafari
Guest
Apr 29, 2016
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Apr 29, 2016
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Apr 8, 2016
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Apr 7, 2016
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Apr 6, 2016
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
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Biashara
Guest
Apr 4, 2016
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
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Mariam
Guest
Apr 3, 2016
The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Mar 30, 2016
😁 Added to my favorites!
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Mar 21, 2016
😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Mar 14, 2016
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Mar 12, 2016
Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Mar 2, 2016
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Feb 29, 2016
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭
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Kazija
Guest
Feb 24, 2016
😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
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Omar
Guest
Feb 18, 2016
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴☠️📚
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Feb 12, 2016
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻
