Ocean: "Long time no sea! π So wave hello!"
Explanation: This answer plays on the pun between "sea" and "see" to create a funny greeting from the ocean to the beach. The ocean humorously suggests that it has been a while since they have seen each other, and encourages the beach to greet it with a wave, both in terms of saying hello and the physical motion of waving. The use of the wave emoji adds a cheerful touch and enhances the playful tone of the response.
Hassan (Guest) on March 9, 2017
Why canβt you give Elsa a balloon? Because sheβll let it go! πβοΈ
Jaffar (Guest) on March 5, 2017
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. πͺπ€£
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on March 5, 2017
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! ππ¦Ά
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on February 20, 2017
π€£ Pure genius!
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on February 19, 2017
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! ππΊ
Charles Wafula (Guest) on February 17, 2017
Why donβt skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! π¦΄π
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on January 27, 2017
Whatβs a pigβs favorite karate move? The pork chop! π·π₯
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on January 11, 2017
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. π π ββοΈ
Mwanaidha (Guest) on January 9, 2017
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! ππΆ
Zainab (Guest) on December 26, 2016
π€£ Brilliant joke!
Tabu (Guest) on November 28, 2016
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. ππ¦·
Jamal (Guest) on November 19, 2016
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concernβ¦ π§ββοΈβοΈ
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on November 16, 2016
π Still cracking up!
Grace Wairimu (Guest) on November 7, 2016
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! π¦π©
Mwanajuma (Guest) on October 27, 2016
Love this! Keep them coming! π
Athumani (Guest) on October 26, 2016
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! βπ
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on October 10, 2016
Iβm not weird; Iβm limited edition. ππ¦
Kiza (Guest) on September 30, 2016
Whatβs the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! πͺπ
Fikiri (Guest) on September 29, 2016
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! π¦π₯
Charles Mrope (Guest) on September 24, 2016
Why donβt scientists trust stairs? Theyβre always leading you up to something! π§ͺπͺ
Hekima (Guest) on September 11, 2016
Whatβs orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! π₯π¦
Daudi (Guest) on September 7, 2016
I havenβt even gone to bed yet, and I already canβt wait to come home from work tomorrow. ππ
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on September 3, 2016
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! π π
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on August 27, 2016
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! π§Ήπ
Mzee (Guest) on August 15, 2016
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! ππ
Nancy Komba (Guest) on August 1, 2016
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! πβΈοΈ
Khatib (Guest) on July 31, 2016
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. ππ
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on July 30, 2016
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. π·π
Mwagonda (Guest) on July 27, 2016
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! ππ΅οΈββοΈ
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on July 24, 2016
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. πΆπ€£
Mashaka (Guest) on July 21, 2016
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! ππ·
Fikiri (Guest) on July 18, 2016
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! π₯οΈπ€
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on July 11, 2016
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! π‘π
Leila (Guest) on July 8, 2016
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you canβt laugh at yourself, call meβIβll laugh at you. π€£π
Zawadi (Guest) on July 7, 2016
π Sharing right away!
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on July 6, 2016
Why donβt you write with a broken pencil? Because itβs pointless! βοΈπ
Juma (Guest) on July 5, 2016
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they canβt fit them in their trunks! ππ±
Rukia (Guest) on July 3, 2016
How do you organize a space party? You planet! ππ
Selemani (Guest) on July 1, 2016
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. π΄π
Diana Mallya (Guest) on June 22, 2016
I donβt make mistakes. I date them. ππ
Baraka (Guest) on June 22, 2016
Whatβs a pirateβs favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! π΄ββ οΈπ₯¬
James Kimani (Guest) on June 19, 2016
I donβt have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. π€·ββοΈπ
Janet Sumari (Guest) on June 4, 2016
Dear math, Iβm not a therapist. Solve your own problems. ππ€―
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on June 4, 2016
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! ππ
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on June 2, 2016
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Whereβs my tractor? ππ€·ββοΈ
Mariam Hassan (Guest) on June 2, 2016
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. βοΈπ°
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on May 24, 2016
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. π‘π
Yusra (Guest) on May 15, 2016
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! β°π
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on May 15, 2016
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! π€§π
Husna (Guest) on May 9, 2016
π Totally hilarious!
Rubea (Guest) on May 7, 2016
Why canβt you trust stairs? Because theyβre always up to something! ππ€
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on May 6, 2016
π Iβm seriously crying over here!
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on April 28, 2016
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. ππ΄
Halima (Guest) on April 27, 2016
π Iβm completely obsessed with this!
Wande (Guest) on April 14, 2016
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, youβre innocent.' π¬π
Mashaka (Guest) on April 13, 2016
Sometimes I drink waterβjust to surprise my liver. π₯€π
Zainab (Guest) on April 9, 2016
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! πΈπΉ
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on April 8, 2016
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. π§ββοΈπ΅
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on April 2, 2016
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. ππ¦ΈββοΈ
Alice Jebet (Guest) on March 29, 2016
Sarcasm is my love language. π¬π