Boy Pickle: "You're kind of a big dill, aren't ya?" ๐ฅโค๏ธ Girl Pickle: "Well, I relish the fact that you think so!" ๐๐ผ๐ฅ
Explanation: This playful exchange between the boy pickle and the girl pickle utilizes puns related to pickles. The boy pickle cleverly compliments the girl pickle by saying she's a "big dill," which is a play on words as it sounds like "deal." The girl pickle responds with a pun of her own, expressing her appreciation by saying she "relishes" the boy pickle's flattery, as relish is a popular condiment made from pickles. This light-hearted banter adds a touch of humor and silliness to the interaction between the pickles. ๐ฅโค๏ธ๐๐ผ
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Iโm not bossy, I just have better ideas. ๐ก๐
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I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. ๐ฐ๐คฃ
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Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while Iโm talking on it. ๐ฑ๐คฆโโ๏ธ
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I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. ๐ก๐งผ
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My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. ๐ฉ๐
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I canโt wait to tell this joke at my next party! ๐
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on August 5, 2016
๐คฃ This one got me good!
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I canโt adult today. Please donโt make me adult. ๐๐ฌ
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I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. ๐ผ๐ด
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on July 29, 2016
I always give 100% at workโ12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... ๐ ๐
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Iโm not weird, Iโm limited edition. ๐ฆ๐
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Brilliant! The timing was perfect! โฐ
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on June 14, 2016
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Khatib (Guest) on June 10, 2016
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. ๐๐งน
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on June 5, 2016
๐ Rolling on the floor!
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What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! ๐๐ท
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on June 5, 2016
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! ๐ฐ๏ธ๐๏ธ
Furaha (Guest) on June 2, 2016
I dusted once. It came back. Iโm not falling for that again. ๐งน๐
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I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that Iโm talking to myself non-stop. ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ญ
Latifa (Guest) on May 20, 2016
๐คฃ Brilliant joke!
Jackson Makori (Guest) on May 3, 2016
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! ๐โธ๏ธ
Abdullah (Guest) on April 30, 2016
๐คฃ Pure genius!
Mwakisu (Guest) on April 20, 2016
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Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on April 20, 2016
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Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on April 3, 2016
This joke was on point! Love it! ๐ฏ
Nora Kidata (Guest) on March 31, 2016
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. ๐๐ฅ
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on March 31, 2016
I would lose weight, but I donโt like losing. ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐
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I donโt suffer from insanityโI enjoy every minute of it. ๐คชโณ
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on March 29, 2016
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