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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Feb 9, 2017
I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯
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Nassor
Guest
Feb 3, 2017
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
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Rashid
Guest
Feb 1, 2017
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
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Rehema
Guest
Jan 30, 2017
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Jan 28, 2017
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
Jan 16, 2017
Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌
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Mwafirika
Guest
Jan 15, 2017
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
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Sharifa
Guest
Jan 15, 2017
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Dec 28, 2016
🤣 This joke is just too good!
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George Wanjala
Guest
Dec 24, 2016
Monday should be optional. 😴⏳
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Shabani
Guest
Dec 18, 2016
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Dec 9, 2016
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Dec 9, 2016
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
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Hassan
Guest
Dec 6, 2016
😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Dec 3, 2016
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Masika
Guest
Nov 29, 2016
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺
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Chum
Guest
Nov 20, 2016
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️
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Zuhura
Guest
Nov 20, 2016
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
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David Musyoka
Guest
Nov 19, 2016
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️
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Kevin Maina
Guest
Nov 14, 2016
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Nov 14, 2016
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Oct 26, 2016
I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Oct 24, 2016
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️♀️
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Tabu
Guest
Oct 14, 2016
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Sep 28, 2016
You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷♂️
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Leila
Guest
Sep 23, 2016
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡
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John Kamande
Guest
Sep 20, 2016
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Sep 5, 2016
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
Sep 4, 2016
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷♂️🏗️
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
Aug 29, 2016
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Aug 20, 2016
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋
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Hamida
Guest
Aug 19, 2016
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
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Issa
Guest
Aug 16, 2016
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
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Faiza
Guest
Jul 22, 2016
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Jul 21, 2016
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
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John Mwangi
Guest
Jul 20, 2016
I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Jul 16, 2016
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Jul 8, 2016
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨⚖️👔
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Jun 30, 2016
🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Jun 2, 2016
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
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Abdillah
Guest
Jun 1, 2016
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
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Rose Waithera
Guest
May 29, 2016
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
May 25, 2016
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
May 7, 2016
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴☠️📚
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Yusuf
Guest
May 5, 2016
😆 Laughing so hard right now!
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Apr 30, 2016
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Apr 29, 2016
😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
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Latifa
Guest
Apr 28, 2016
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Apr 20, 2016
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
Apr 19, 2016
😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Apr 19, 2016
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃♂️
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Aziza
Guest
Apr 16, 2016
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣
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Hassan
Guest
Apr 11, 2016
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Mar 24, 2016
Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸
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Zuhura
Guest
Mar 5, 2016
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Feb 25, 2016
😂 Can’t wait to share this!
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Feb 17, 2016
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
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Abdillah
Guest
Jan 28, 2016
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪
