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Elijah Mutua
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Feb 9, 2017
I havenโt lost my mind. Itโs backed up on a hard drive somewhere. ๐พ๐คฏ
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Nassor
Guest
Feb 3, 2017
I canโt brain today. I has the dumb. ๐ง ๐คฏ
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Rashid
Guest
Feb 1, 2017
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! ๐พ๐ต
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Rehema
Guest
Jan 30, 2017
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, itโs a beautiful day. โ๏ธ๐
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Jan 28, 2017
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! ๐โธ๏ธ
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Ali
Guest
Jan 27, 2017
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! ๐ฆ๐ฅ
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
Jan 16, 2017
Haha, this joke is a keeper! ๐
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Mwafirika
Guest
Jan 15, 2017
How do you throw a space party? You planet! ๐ช๐
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Sharifa
Guest
Jan 15, 2017
Itโs okay if you donโt like me. Not everyone has good taste. ๐๐
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Dec 28, 2016
๐คฃ This joke is just too good!
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George Wanjala
Guest
Dec 24, 2016
Monday should be optional. ๐ดโณ
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Shabani
Guest
Dec 18, 2016
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! ๐งฑ๐
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Dec 9, 2016
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! ๐๐คฃ
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Dec 9, 2016
Why donโt oysters donate to charity? Because theyโre shellfish! ๐ฆช๐ฐ
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Hassan
Guest
Dec 6, 2016
๐ I havenโt laughed this hard in a while!
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Dec 3, 2016
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. โณ๐โโ๏ธ
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Masika
Guest
Nov 29, 2016
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! ๐๐บ
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Chum
Guest
Nov 20, 2016
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! ๐โ๏ธ
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Zuhura
Guest
Nov 20, 2016
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! ๐ท๐ฅ
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David Musyoka
Guest
Nov 19, 2016
Sarcasm is the bodyโs natural defense against stupidity. ๐๐ก๏ธ
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Kevin Maina
Guest
Nov 14, 2016
Why donโt skeletons fight each other? They donโt have the guts! ๐ฆด๐
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Nov 14, 2016
Why donโt koalas count as bears? They donโt have the koalifications! ๐จ๐
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Raha
Guest
Nov 6, 2016
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! ๐คง๐
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Oct 26, 2016
Iโm definitely sharing this with my friends! ๐
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Oct 24, 2016
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! ๐๐๏ธโโ๏ธ
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Tabu
Guest
Oct 14, 2016
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! ๐ฆ๐ฉ
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Sep 28, 2016
You canโt make everyone happy. Youโre not pizza. ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
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Leila
Guest
Sep 23, 2016
If weโre not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? ๐ฅช๐ก
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John Kamande
Guest
Sep 20, 2016
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. ๐๐
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Sep 5, 2016
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! ๐ฐ
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
Sep 4, 2016
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! ๐ทโโ๏ธ๐๏ธ
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
Aug 29, 2016
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! โณ๐
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Aug 20, 2016
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! ๐ป๐
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Hamida
Guest
Aug 19, 2016
I have a degree in sarcasm. ๐๐
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Issa
Guest
Aug 16, 2016
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! ๐๐ฅ
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Faiza
Guest
Jul 22, 2016
Iโm not clumsy. Itโs just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. ๐๐๏ธ
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Jul 21, 2016
๐คฃ That punchline was unexpected!
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John Mwangi
Guest
Jul 20, 2016
Iโm not weird; Iโm limited edition. ๐๐ฆ
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Jul 16, 2016
Iโve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. ๐๐
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Jul 8, 2016
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! ๐จโโ๏ธ๐
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Jun 30, 2016
๐คฃ Didnโt see that coming!
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Jun 2, 2016
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! ๐๐
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Abdillah
Guest
Jun 1, 2016
Why donโt melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! ๐๐
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Rose Waithera
Guest
May 29, 2016
๐ Definitely my new go-to joke!
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
May 25, 2016
Iโm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. โณ๐
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
May 7, 2016
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐
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Yusuf
Guest
May 5, 2016
๐ Laughing so hard right now!
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Apr 30, 2016
Iโm not arguing, Iโm just explaining why Iโm right. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Apr 29, 2016
๐ Totally didnโt see that coming!
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Latifa
Guest
Apr 28, 2016
Why donโt mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! ๐๏ธโ๏ธ
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Apr 20, 2016
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! ๐๐
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
Apr 19, 2016
๐ I can't stop laughing at this one!
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Apr 19, 2016
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. โ๐โโ๏ธ
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Aziza
Guest
Apr 16, 2016
Why donโt eggs tell jokes? Theyโd crack each other up! ๐ฅ๐คฃ
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Hassan
Guest
Apr 11, 2016
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! ๐๐
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Mar 24, 2016
Donโt make me adult today. ๐ฌ๐งธ
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Zuhura
Guest
Mar 5, 2016
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they canโt fit them in their trunks! ๐๐ฑ
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Feb 25, 2016
๐ Canโt wait to share this!
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Feb 17, 2016
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. ๐๏ธ๐ด
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Abdillah
Guest
Jan 28, 2016
I donโt go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. ๐คฏ๐คช