Short Answer: "Hey buddy, let's tie the knot!"
Explanation: The joke here plays on the double meaning of "tie the knot." In one sense, it refers to the act of two strings coming together and being tied together. However, it also has a playful reference to the phrase "tying the knot" as a colloquial way of saying getting married. The personification of the strings adds a touch of whimsy to the joke. The use of the emoji adds a cheerful and humorous tone to the answer.
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on February 9, 2017
I havenβt lost my mind. Itβs backed up on a hard drive somewhere. πΎπ€―
Nassor (Guest) on February 3, 2017
I canβt brain today. I has the dumb. π§ π€―
Rashid (Guest) on February 1, 2017
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! πΎπ΅
Rehema (Guest) on January 30, 2017
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, itβs a beautiful day. βοΈπ
Linda Karimi (Guest) on January 28, 2017
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! πβΈοΈ
Ali (Guest) on January 27, 2017
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! π¦π₯
Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on January 16, 2017
Haha, this joke is a keeper! π
Mwafirika (Guest) on January 15, 2017
How do you throw a space party? You planet! πͺπ
Sharifa (Guest) on January 15, 2017
Itβs okay if you donβt like me. Not everyone has good taste. ππ
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on December 28, 2016
π€£ This joke is just too good!
George Wanjala (Guest) on December 24, 2016
Monday should be optional. π΄β³
Shabani (Guest) on December 18, 2016
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! π§±π
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on December 9, 2016
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! ππ€£
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on December 9, 2016
Why donβt oysters donate to charity? Because theyβre shellfish! π¦ͺπ°
Hassan (Guest) on December 6, 2016
π I havenβt laughed this hard in a while!
Henry Mollel (Guest) on December 3, 2016
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. β³πββοΈ
Masika (Guest) on November 29, 2016
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! ππΊ
Chum (Guest) on November 20, 2016
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! πβοΈ
Zuhura (Guest) on November 20, 2016
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! π·π₯
David Musyoka (Guest) on November 19, 2016
Sarcasm is the bodyβs natural defense against stupidity. ππ‘οΈ
Kevin Maina (Guest) on November 14, 2016
Why donβt skeletons fight each other? They donβt have the guts! π¦΄π
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on November 14, 2016
Why donβt koalas count as bears? They donβt have the koalifications! π¨π
Raha (Guest) on November 6, 2016
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! π€§π
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on October 26, 2016
Iβm definitely sharing this with my friends! π
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on October 24, 2016
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! πποΈββοΈ
Tabu (Guest) on October 14, 2016
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! π¦π©
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on September 28, 2016
You canβt make everyone happy. Youβre not pizza. ππ€·ββοΈ
Leila (Guest) on September 23, 2016
If weβre not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? π₯ͺπ‘
John Kamande (Guest) on September 20, 2016
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. ππ
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on September 5, 2016
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! π°
Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on September 4, 2016
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! π·ββοΈποΈ
Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on August 29, 2016
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! β³π
Francis Njeru (Guest) on August 20, 2016
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! π»π
Hamida (Guest) on August 19, 2016
I have a degree in sarcasm. ππ
Issa (Guest) on August 16, 2016
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! ππ₯
Faiza (Guest) on July 22, 2016
Iβm not clumsy. Itβs just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. πποΈ
Linda Karimi (Guest) on July 21, 2016
π€£ That punchline was unexpected!
John Mwangi (Guest) on July 20, 2016
Iβm not weird; Iβm limited edition. ππ¦
Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on July 16, 2016
Iβve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. ππ
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on July 8, 2016
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! π¨ββοΈπ
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on June 30, 2016
π€£ Didnβt see that coming!
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on June 2, 2016
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! ππ
Abdillah (Guest) on June 1, 2016
Why donβt melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! ππ
Rose Waithera (Guest) on May 29, 2016
π Definitely my new go-to joke!
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on May 25, 2016
Iβm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. β³π
Grace Wairimu (Guest) on May 7, 2016
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! π΄ββ οΈπ
Yusuf (Guest) on May 5, 2016
π Laughing so hard right now!
Samson Mahiga (Guest) on April 30, 2016
Iβm not arguing, Iβm just explaining why Iβm right. π€·ββοΈπ
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on April 29, 2016
π Totally didnβt see that coming!
Latifa (Guest) on April 28, 2016
Why donβt mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! ποΈβοΈ
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on April 20, 2016
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! ππ
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on April 19, 2016
π I can't stop laughing at this one!
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on April 19, 2016
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. βπββοΈ
Aziza (Guest) on April 16, 2016
Why donβt eggs tell jokes? Theyβd crack each other up! π₯π€£
Hassan (Guest) on April 11, 2016
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! ππ
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on March 24, 2016
Donβt make me adult today. π¬π§Έ
Zuhura (Guest) on March 5, 2016
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they canβt fit them in their trunks! ππ±
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on February 25, 2016
π Canβt wait to share this!
Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on February 17, 2016
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. ποΈπ΄
Abdillah (Guest) on January 28, 2016
I donβt go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. π€―π€ͺ