Short Answer: With unique hare-ests! π©π
Explanation: To catch an unusual rabbit, you need to think outside the box and employ tricks that are as extraordinary as the rabbit itself! Instead of a conventional method, such as a normal trap, you have to set up hare-ests (playfully combining "hare" and "harvests") that are tailored to the uniqueness of the rabbit. So, get ready to use your imagination and create some whimsical contraptions to catch that extraordinary bunny! π©π
Rukia (Guest) on April 1, 2017
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! ππΊ
Safiya (Guest) on March 22, 2017
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. ποΈπ
Masika (Guest) on March 22, 2017
π€£ This one got me good!
Kazija (Guest) on March 12, 2017
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. π€¦ββοΈπ€£
Tambwe (Guest) on March 12, 2017
I would lose weight, but I donβt like losing. ποΈββοΈπ
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on February 24, 2017
Absolutely hilarious! Canβt get enough! π
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on February 7, 2017
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! π¦πΏ
Mashaka (Guest) on February 1, 2017
Iβm writing a book. Iβve got the page numbers done. ππ
Jaffar (Guest) on January 31, 2017
π Iβm saving this one!
Fadhila (Guest) on January 27, 2017
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. πββοΈπ
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on January 25, 2017
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! π΄ββ οΈπΆ
Rose Waithera (Guest) on January 20, 2017
π€£ Pure genius!
Jamal (Guest) on January 18, 2017
π You got me!
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on January 9, 2017
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. ππ§ββοΈ
Daniel Obura (Guest) on January 8, 2017
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! π΄ββ οΈπ
Mwafirika (Guest) on January 8, 2017
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! π§¦β³
Rahma (Guest) on January 5, 2017
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? ππ
Latifa (Guest) on December 30, 2016
My brain has too many tabs open. π»π§
Yusra (Guest) on December 30, 2016
π This just made my day!
Mtumwa (Guest) on December 26, 2016
Iβve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? πΈπ
Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on December 22, 2016
Iβm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. π΄π
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on December 20, 2016
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. ππ
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on December 3, 2016
Why donβt crabs give to charity? Because theyβre shellfish! π¦π°
Victor Kamau (Guest) on November 23, 2016
Why donβt bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! ππ―ββοΈ
James Mduma (Guest) on November 10, 2016
My hobbies include eating and complaining that Iβm gaining weight. ππ
George Tenga (Guest) on November 9, 2016
Why was the math book always confused? It couldnβt figure anything out! ππ€·ββοΈ
Raha (Guest) on November 4, 2016
Iβm not clumsy. Itβs just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. πποΈ
Chris Okello (Guest) on November 3, 2016
I donβt need a mood ring; I have a face. ππ¬
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on October 30, 2016
Donβt you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. π€π¬
Rukia (Guest) on October 30, 2016
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, youβre innocent.' π¬π
Habiba (Guest) on October 21, 2016
When nothing goes right, go left. β¬ οΈπ‘
Amina (Guest) on October 4, 2016
What did the triangle say to the circle? Youβre pointless! πΊβͺ
Mary Mrope (Guest) on October 3, 2016
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, Iβve lost 15 days. π π
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on September 26, 2016
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! β°π
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on September 13, 2016
I'm not lazy; Iβm just highly motivated to do nothing. ποΈπ
John Malisa (Guest) on September 8, 2016
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! πβοΈ
Francis Mrope (Guest) on September 7, 2016
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! π€£
George Wanjala (Guest) on August 27, 2016
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. β³πββοΈ
Mohamed (Guest) on August 16, 2016
My hobbies include eating and complaining that Iβm gaining weight. ππ
Mwanaidi (Guest) on July 30, 2016
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! ππ°
Ramadhan (Guest) on July 29, 2016
Why donβt birds use Facebook? They already tweet! π¦π€
Tambwe (Guest) on July 28, 2016
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. π·π
Jamila (Guest) on July 24, 2016
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. β‘π΄
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on July 23, 2016
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. ππ΄
Yahya (Guest) on July 23, 2016
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? π¦ΈββοΈβ€οΈ
Sarah Karani (Guest) on July 21, 2016
Whatβs a frogβs favorite candy? Lollihops! πΈπ
Salima (Guest) on July 19, 2016
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, Iβd be rich... and probably still hungry. ππ΅
Zakaria (Guest) on June 22, 2016
Donβt make me adult today. π¬π§Έ
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on June 15, 2016
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. π π ββοΈ
Neema (Guest) on June 12, 2016
π Iβm dying!
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on June 4, 2016
Iβm reading a book on anti-gravity. Itβs impossible to put down! ππ
Jamal (Guest) on May 31, 2016
I donβt go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. π€―π
Nahida (Guest) on May 30, 2016
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? πΊπ
Maida (Guest) on May 28, 2016
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! π€£
Safiya (Guest) on May 27, 2016
Why donβt ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! ππ
Nuru (Guest) on May 11, 2016
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! π¦π©
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on May 9, 2016
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! π
Ann Awino (Guest) on May 1, 2016
I love you more than coffee, but please donβt make me prove it. ββ€οΈ
Monica Lissu (Guest) on April 13, 2016
This joke deserves an award! π
Mwajabu (Guest) on April 10, 2016
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! π½οΈπ½οΈ