Cracking Up: 10 Jokes to Keep You Laughing All Day
Life can sometimes feel like an endless rollercoaster of deadlines, responsibilities, and adulting. But fear not, my friends, for there is a magical potion that can brighten even the gloomiest of days: laughter! So, hold on to your funny bones as we dive into a realm of hilarity with these rib-tickling jokes that will keep you laughing all day long. Get ready to crack up!
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Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! Oh, those corny scarecrows, always reaping what they sow and leaving us in stitches.
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Two muffins were sitting in the oven. One said, "Wow, it's getting hot in here!" The other replied, "Oh my crumbs, a talking muffin!" Who knew baked goods had such a sparkling sense of humor?
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I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough. So, I kneaded a change and became a comedian. Now, I'm rolling in the dough - both figuratively and literally!
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Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts! It seems even in the afterlife, bones have a knack for bone-headed jokes.
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What's a pirate's favorite letter? You might think it's "R," but it's the "C" they love! Ahoy, matey, those pirates certainly know how to have a good laugh!
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I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. As it turns out, she misheard me and thought I said "embrace her miss steaks." Now we're just laughing and grilling up some steaks!
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Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! Ah, those tiny particles have quite the sense of humor, don't they? They're always up to something.
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What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! Sometimes food jokes just noodle their way into our hearts and make us burst out laughing.
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Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems! Poor math book, always calculating how to make us giggle.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite! Who knew that chilling creatures could bring such warmth to our humor?
Remember, my friends, laughter is the best medicine for a weary soul. So, keep these jokes in your back pocket, ready to whip out when life throws you lemons. With these hilarious one-liners by your side, you'll be unstoppable in your quest to spread joy and laughter. So, go forth and crack up the world, one joke at a time!
Daudi (Guest) on May 14, 2017
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on May 9, 2017
Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏
Halimah (Guest) on May 7, 2017
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆
Arifa (Guest) on May 6, 2017
Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷♂️
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on April 27, 2017
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍♂️
Muslima (Guest) on March 26, 2017
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅
Rahma (Guest) on March 25, 2017
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on March 8, 2017
I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕
Zakia (Guest) on February 23, 2017
This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆
Nahida (Guest) on February 14, 2017
😆 This one really got me!
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on January 30, 2017
🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on January 14, 2017
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on January 8, 2017
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on January 8, 2017
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on January 7, 2017
I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on January 7, 2017
🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
Jane Malecela (Guest) on December 23, 2016
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅
Fadhila (Guest) on December 10, 2016
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔
Zakia (Guest) on December 9, 2016
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
Safiya (Guest) on December 3, 2016
What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍
Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on November 30, 2016
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
Hassan (Guest) on November 29, 2016
Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜
Francis Njeru (Guest) on November 18, 2016
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️♂️😆
Ann Awino (Guest) on November 15, 2016
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️
Sarah Karani (Guest) on October 29, 2016
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on October 25, 2016
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂
John Lissu (Guest) on October 20, 2016
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on October 20, 2016
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓
Selemani (Guest) on October 17, 2016
I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷♂️
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on September 20, 2016
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
Kheri (Guest) on September 15, 2016
This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
Sharifa (Guest) on September 4, 2016
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣
Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on August 22, 2016
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on August 22, 2016
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴
Mwajuma (Guest) on August 3, 2016
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒
Rahim (Guest) on July 29, 2016
🤣 Brilliant joke!
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on July 16, 2016
😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on July 8, 2016
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪
Mashaka (Guest) on July 6, 2016
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮♂️
Kahina (Guest) on July 2, 2016
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
Fatuma (Guest) on June 28, 2016
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡
Khatib (Guest) on June 26, 2016
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
Sekela (Guest) on June 14, 2016
I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳
Francis Mrope (Guest) on June 7, 2016
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on June 4, 2016
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
Shabani (Guest) on June 4, 2016
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on June 2, 2016
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on June 1, 2016
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋
George Ndungu (Guest) on May 29, 2016
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
Mwakisu (Guest) on May 19, 2016
I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on May 15, 2016
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️
John Lissu (Guest) on May 12, 2016
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on May 9, 2016
😆 That punchline was epic!
Charles Wafula (Guest) on April 30, 2016
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜
Neema (Guest) on April 23, 2016
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
Maneno (Guest) on April 21, 2016
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧
Michael Mboya (Guest) on April 18, 2016
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on April 14, 2016
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️
Alice Mrema (Guest) on April 10, 2016
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭
Charles Mchome (Guest) on April 7, 2016
😂 This is a keeper!