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Biashara
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Feb 28, 2018
😁 Added to my favorites!
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Nashon
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Feb 9, 2018
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭
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Patrick Akech
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Feb 8, 2018
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
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Michael Mboya
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Feb 6, 2018
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶♂️
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Nora Lowassa
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Jan 31, 2018
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂
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Yusuf
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Jan 5, 2018
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆
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Josephine
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Dec 30, 2017
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Edward Lowassa
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Dec 14, 2017
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
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Jabir
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Dec 10, 2017
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Mariam
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Dec 6, 2017
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴
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Mohamed
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Dec 1, 2017
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣
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Violet Mumo
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Nov 25, 2017
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞
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Shukuru
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Nov 25, 2017
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂
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Victor Kimario
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Nov 24, 2017
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
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Linda Karimi
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Nov 13, 2017
😆 Laughing so hard right now!
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Lydia Mutheu
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Nov 6, 2017
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
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Shamim
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Nov 2, 2017
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
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Peter Otieno
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Oct 9, 2017
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
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Jabir
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Oct 8, 2017
I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯
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Rehema
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Oct 8, 2017
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
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Frank Macha
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Oct 1, 2017
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️
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Nashon
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Sep 29, 2017
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
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Kijakazi
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Sep 20, 2017
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷♂️
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Zainab
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Sep 12, 2017
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
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Frank Sokoine
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Sep 12, 2017
😄 You got me!
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Thomas Mtaki
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Sep 10, 2017
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚
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Frank Sokoine
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Sep 6, 2017
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪
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Mchawi
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Sep 2, 2017
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
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Victor Kamau
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Aug 23, 2017
Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆
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Chiku
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Aug 15, 2017
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻
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Isaac Kiptoo
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Aug 14, 2017
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
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Mwalimu
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Aug 8, 2017
I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆
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Francis Njeru
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Aug 4, 2017
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
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Maulid
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Aug 3, 2017
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌
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Zakia
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Jul 28, 2017
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
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Betty Cheruiyot
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Jul 15, 2017
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
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Shukuru
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Jul 13, 2017
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Anna Sumari
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Jul 2, 2017
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨🌾🏆
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Nancy Akumu
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Jun 30, 2017
Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆
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Yusuf
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Jun 21, 2017
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
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Sofia
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Jun 17, 2017
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖
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Jamila
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Jun 15, 2017
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
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Sharon Kibiru
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Jun 13, 2017
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
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Mwanaidi
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Jun 12, 2017
I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕
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Maimuna
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Jun 5, 2017
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
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Janet Wambura
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May 30, 2017
😁 This just made my day!
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Nancy Kabura
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May 25, 2017
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨💼
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Victor Malima
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May 24, 2017
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥
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Mtumwa
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Apr 26, 2017
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐
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Janet Mwikali
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Apr 24, 2017
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂
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Anna Kibwana
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Apr 21, 2017
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋
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Victor Malima
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Apr 21, 2017
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Apr 20, 2017
I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔
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Athumani
Guest
Apr 14, 2017
😄 Perfect joke!
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Apr 9, 2017
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷♂️🤔
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Nancy Kabura
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Mar 23, 2017
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅
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Alex Nakitare
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Mar 19, 2017
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
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Samson Mahiga
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Mar 7, 2017
I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹
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Mchuma
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Mar 3, 2017
🤣 This one’s fire!
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Irene Makena
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Mar 1, 2017
😅 I needed that laugh!
