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Monica Nyalandu
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Mar 8, 2018
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶♂️
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Nassor
Guest
Feb 25, 2018
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇♀️😆
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Feb 24, 2018
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵
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Tabu
Guest
Feb 18, 2018
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩💼
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Feb 14, 2018
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
Feb 1, 2018
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝
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Abdullah
Guest
Jan 25, 2018
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋♀️
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Jan 25, 2018
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
Jan 24, 2018
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
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Mtumwa
Guest
Jan 24, 2018
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Jan 18, 2018
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Jan 16, 2018
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Dec 28, 2017
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Dec 22, 2017
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴☠️📚
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Dec 22, 2017
😂 I’m saving this one!
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Dec 21, 2017
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
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Jamila
Guest
Dec 18, 2017
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Dec 9, 2017
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Dec 6, 2017
I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Dec 6, 2017
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
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Maneno
Guest
Dec 4, 2017
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
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Wande
Guest
Nov 20, 2017
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
Nov 7, 2017
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Nov 7, 2017
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Nov 2, 2017
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳
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Mwachumu
Guest
Oct 20, 2017
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Oct 19, 2017
What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Oct 18, 2017
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Oct 9, 2017
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Sep 25, 2017
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Sep 18, 2017
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴☠️🌊
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
Aug 30, 2017
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍♂️🍔
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Tambwe
Guest
Aug 25, 2017
This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆
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Nashon
Guest
Aug 19, 2017
I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔
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Nyota
Guest
Aug 16, 2017
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Aug 8, 2017
😃 Instant mood boost!
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Mustafa
Guest
Aug 5, 2017
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
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Leila
Guest
Aug 2, 2017
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
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Rahma
Guest
Jul 31, 2017
You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷♂️
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Jul 30, 2017
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Jul 16, 2017
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Jul 14, 2017
😆 That punchline was epic!
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Zawadi
Guest
Jul 14, 2017
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Jul 11, 2017
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Jun 11, 2017
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
May 31, 2017
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬
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Jafari
Guest
May 17, 2017
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
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Rashid
Guest
Apr 27, 2017
I run like the winded. 🏃♂️💨
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Apr 25, 2017
😂 So funny!
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Apr 18, 2017
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
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Halima
Guest
Apr 17, 2017
😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!
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Selemani
Guest
Apr 13, 2017
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Apr 2, 2017
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
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Hassan
Guest
Mar 21, 2017
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔
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Rahim
Guest
Mar 12, 2017
I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Mar 12, 2017
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
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Rubea
Guest
Mar 3, 2017
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️
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George Tenga
Guest
Feb 28, 2017
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
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Amani
Guest
Feb 22, 2017
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
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Nyota
Guest
Feb 14, 2017
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️
